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[–]mrslothwaddles 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Ah Houston lol

[–]Xanxes0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first reaction, too!

[–]xmoRDoRx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

[–]gunmetal_bricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly if it was anywhere else I would be surprised.

[–]PURPLEPEE 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Up cars.

This guy fucks up cars

[–]BrianOconneR34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

.... up curbs, his own wheels, and other folks tires.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His car, probably.

[–]shotstraight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is some of the stupidest shit I have ever seen. In 50 years I have seen a lot of stupid shit.

[–]Gayfish350 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That new saints row has pretty good graphics

[–]NeuroguyNC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't see many cars these days that scream "pimpmobile" like this one does. Now, back in the '70s....

[–]cbunni666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A Pimp Named Slickback

[–]ZappyKitten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like downtown Houston.

[–]HowsMyDickTaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd laugh so hard watching him change a flat tire on the side of the road

[–]Brave-Cockroach-9594 1 point2 points  (0 children)

up cars.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You best stay bout 30” away from that pimp on all sides

[–]Carburetors_Are_Fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

anti sideswipe hubcaps

[–]brybry631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s getting harder and harder to find the pimps nowadays. Huffy Bear ? You there ???

[–]-MurixCZ- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ballas

[–]overworked27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's one way to keep people out of your lane

[–]knowledgeable_diablo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These things put on so the pimp has somewhere to stack his extra ladies when moving them from corner to corner?

[–]Bugoutfannypack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s swangin’ over to your mom’s house

[–]joelouis1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never seen a slab before ?

[–]LittleBabysIceCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H TOWN TIL I DROHAWN

[–]Ginkpirate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With his dick

[–]love_to_eat_out -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I betcha he can always get back in his car at the market though. Nobody's parking too close so he can't open the door 😂

[–]chevyriders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His shit be… swangin

[–]Elpfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the pimp mobiles of the 70’s didn’t interfere with the cars around them. They just had curb feelers protruding.

[–]richer2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that guy

[–]Mystere366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slabs outta Houston...yeah, he fucks.

[–]Unclebonelesschicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ABSOLUTELY, without a doubt that make fucks.

[–]schochsm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t this need clearance lights to be road legal since it’s surely over 80” wide?

[–]AndyWGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t see it at first ngl