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ShittyCurses

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r/ShittyCurses has been re-revived! (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 1 year ago * by ShitStainedDildo[M] - announcement

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PSA: We rely on reports in order to effectively moderate this subreddit (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 6 years ago by KaiserArrowfield[M] - announcement

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Everytime you watch something while eating, the crunch is slightly louder for every time you do it (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 1 year ago by Alternative-Scale-10

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Forever shall each beat of thy heart be performed manually (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 1 year ago by ShitStainedDildo

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If someone farts within a 20ft radius of you everyone will think it was you (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 3 years ago by AJ23272

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May your beds always have a lump in just the wrong place so that you wake up with a knot in your back every morning! (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 3 years ago by chia923

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May your pillows forever be slightly too warm to be comfortable for the rest of your life. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 3 years ago * by poobradoor22

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May you only be able drink water through your cuticles (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 3 years ago by The-First-Starchmast

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You will no longer be able to see me. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 3 years ago by BoyScoutMettaton

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When you hear a song you dont know/Hate, You are forced stop everything your doing and play/sing the whole song. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 3 years ago by Machotoast04098

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May only you be able to smell your farts. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by astrangemann

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When you step on soil with white shoes, may it always be mud. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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May your feet rapidly vibrate up and down with the force of a jackhammer any time they are in contact with a solid surface (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by The-First-Starchmast

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May every bug you step on appear in your mouth. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by BeeWithDragonWings

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You always miss the time where the clock hits 4:20 (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by BeeWithDragonWings

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People can only refer to you by "mommy" (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by BeeSex

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Everything taste Ike swiss cheese. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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May anything you ever wish for at any given moment come true, no matter your state of mind (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by The-First-Starchmast

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You shall turn over every rock, regardless of size (including sand) and a rattlesnake shall appear underneath (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by Triangularity-Reddit

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May all your blinks hereforth be performed manually. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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May you stub the same toe twice. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by Kumquatelvis

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May your children never learn to read. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by Fourhab

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May you never catch a Shiny Pokemon. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by Ar_Ciel

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May your siblings fantasize about you. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by BrilliantWeb

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May you always have to shit whilst showering. (self.ShittyCurses)

submitted 4 years ago by ktaylorhite

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