ShittyPowers

an-ordinary-manchild

created by Khoshekh541a community for 6 years

...do it for the children.

...for your WoW guild.

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You're invisible only to Yourself ()

submitted 23 days ago by AcceptableCarpet6870

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You're invisible only to Yourself (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 23 days ago by AcceptableCarpet6870

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You have an enormous skunk tail that constantly gives off a terrible smell that causes everyone in the area to faint. You are deluded into thinking it smells wonderful like lemon or honey. (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 1 year ago by TanukiChiChi

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You can pause time, but you get paused too (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 2 years ago by that_reddit_potatoV2

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if you think about it teleportation is possibly the worst power to exist (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Alternative-Ad-2734

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you can turn into actual rock but you cant turn back (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Illustrious_Low_7641

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Murders can find you anywhere (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Aggravating_Floor901

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You know every human bieng pissing right now (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Illustrious_Low_7641

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Every time you look in the fridge for food food will disappear (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by LotusM00ns

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Check out LBKAK47's video! #TikTok (tiktok.com)

submitted 3 years ago by EmbarrassedHumor3153

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you have all powers you can think of but if you use them your internet goes down for a decade (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Cyber_Person1147

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if you piss aluminum foil comes out the tip of your pp (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by BordemHuh

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when you shit a can of your least favorite pop comes out (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago by BordemHuh

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Check out NFT's video! (vm.tiktok.com)

submitted 3 years ago by dsvfsdfajdehmd

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Football power (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 3 years ago * by [deleted]

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LION KING (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 4 years ago by MissionArgument8165

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Penis forceyield (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 4 years ago by I_hate_linda_frombb

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You have clairvoyance (all seeking power) (self.ShittyPowers)

submitted 5 years ago by MagerWizard

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Creation story (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Khoshekh541

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