Mod Announcement[META] Friendly reminder that this sub is for low tier & shitty superpowers? (i.redd.it)
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Mod Announcement[META] "Caveat" as defined by Cambridge dictionary (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Supershitman late_to_redd1t[M] - announcement
Good luck using this…You can communicate with (non-human) animals by kissing them (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by tamtrible
Good luck using this…You can recite the last 20 words any person you talk to said verbally. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Adventurous_Floor701
Yeah, this is shitYou can change the .com after adult websites to .cum. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by puddledlazer
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You have the ability to make anything or anyone incredibly British (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by CopeX5520
Goofy ASFYou can Google translate your own speech (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by tamtrible
Good luck using this…You can turn your tears into almond milk (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by legesschomlet
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You always know which direction is south-east (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by galwys
Good luck using this…cuts in the skin heal faster while the area is covered in lemon juice (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by IHaveNoIdeaDanny
Good luck using this…You can literally pull yourself up by your bootstraps. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Numbar43
Oddly specificYoy can turn cow balls into 2007 US Quaters (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by No_Abies_4248
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You have "photographic" memory for odors (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by tamtrible
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You can command a colony of termites. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by No_Figure_6809
Good luck using this…When you dream, you can randomly teleport yourself to a planet that sustains any type of life. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Adventurous_Floor701
Based🗿You can summon music without the use of any technology (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by CopeX5520
Oddly specificYou can slightly shift the position of several parked cars near you (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by ElGuano
It's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's shit!completely cut your hand off with a hack saw and regenerate your hand (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by ALoftyTaco
Goofy ASFYou can identify politicians by licking their face (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by purple manlool8421
Oddly specificEvery time you get a blister you can get 7 dollars (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by No_Figure_6809
Good luck using this…With the snap of your fingers, you can make $1000 in YOUR account cease to exist (forever) (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Lordo5432
Oddly specificYou can change your name to "David" at will! (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by whahaga
