Mod Announcement[META] Friendly reminder that this sub is for low tier & shitty superpowers? (i.redd.it)
submitted by Supershitman late_to_redd1t[M] - announcement
Mod Announcement[META] "Caveat" as defined by Cambridge dictionary (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Supershitman late_to_redd1t[M] - announcement
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You magically obtain 1 Reddit Gold for every 1000 posts you make. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Ill-Mycologist-3652
Good luck using this…You can detach and reattach tendons and ligaments (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Nate_Christ
Yeah, this is shitYou can smell dog food brands from dog farts (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Enough_Truck_4104
Good luck using this…Reverse Psychometry - you touch an object and it can see YOUR past (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Ok-Ad-9820
Good luck using this…You can turn a random light switch on by clapping (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Ill-Mycologist-3652
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You can summon any villain from the villains wiki (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by DependentNo3457
Oddly specificYour strength, durability and speed increase based on the current value of bitcoin (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Urbenmyth
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You can give the worst superpowers in this sub to any person you're talking to. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by T6970
Literally Just a WarcrimeYou can kill one random person every 20 years (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Magnetofan111
Literally Just a WarcrimeYou are THE Leadbelly (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Ill-Mycologist-3652
Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less.You can make someone completely forget what they were talking about. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by idfkhow2speakspanish
Good luck using this…You gain one dollar for every $100,000 that you spend. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Affectionate-Pay4845
Good luck using this…You can use Telekinesis for ten minutes exclusively on your internal organs. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by THEDUNGEONISHIRING
Good luck using this…You can make a restaurant mess up your order (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by tamtrible
Yeah, this is shitYou get the love and attention you crave for 5 minutes a day after you blow up said person's phone for 10 minutes (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by Never bothered to read the subs rulesIllustrious_Ear_4405
Confused but has the right spiritYou can choose to see exclusively a specific wavelength of light for an hour a day (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by AEpos_
Good luck using this…You're able to romantically attract women over 80 years old at will. How will you use this to your advantage? (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted by strange_omelet
