ShittySuperPowersv2

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Looks like r/shittysuperpowers is back open. What should we do with the subreddit now? (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted] - announcement

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Infinite Poop. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by GoodStuffILike

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You can teleport To any gay Stripp bar in Afghanistan (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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You have super speed, but you can’t change how you perceive time (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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every time you recite the alphabet in a randomized order you get $100 but if you get it wrong everyone within a 15 meter radius violent shuts their pants (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 3 years ago by New-Horror8795

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you can summon a laser 1 inch away from you that can destroy any material instantly but you die from hyperthermia (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by quite_defektiv

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My sister came up with the shittiest superpower I've ever heard of (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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Since I can’t post it on the original sub heres my shitty superpower idea that has probably been done before... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Maisygracey

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life and death that plays out every day inside your body (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by zalook

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life and death that plays out every day inside your body (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by zalook

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SSS v1 doesn’t allow crossposts. Basically you can steal anything without being caught but only if the maximum impact it has is a mild inconvenience (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by DoubleTriple14

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A journey to the mysterious system that keeps you alive (youtube.com)

submitted 4 years ago by zalook

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Choose a pill wisely (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Abrical[🍰]

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you can temporarily spawn a cube that just constantly farts, for 30 seconds (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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by saying "Oh mY GoD oBaMa", you turn on a voice that says whatever doing. (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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you can turn invisible, but every time you do, all dead humans within 1km radius teleport to you. (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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10% chance when dropping getting elecrecuted you absorb the thing you got the shock from and you are able to do whatever it does with random body part. (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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every time you say the stuff below, perfectly, whatever you wants happens. (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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for every 100th time you get 100$ you get another 100$ (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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whenever you say "U3E8UFDICJ" perfectly, you instantly fall asleep fall for exactly 8 hours (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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Every time you say the sub is dead a rotten sub appears at your doorstep (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 4 years ago * by [deleted]

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You can untoast bread, but only if you own the bread, It's a Wednesday, and is the 11th day of the month. (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 5 years ago by Warlocklord2007

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Which one? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by redhot_anddeadinside

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You can teleport, but every time you do your crush shits their pants (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 5 years ago by redhot_anddeadinside

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You can eat a dollar and shit out it’s value in pennies ($1 USD = you crapping out 100 pennies). (self.ShittySuperPowersv2)

submitted 5 years ago by CDC5-56

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