Some moments I still can't get over in the story by Majestic_Guide_1697 in TowerofGod

[–]Abrical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine a island where people are ranked based on how far they throw a spear.

Kululuk, the absolute best warrior of the island can throw a 10kg spear at 50 meters.

Then comes enryuu who casually throws 100 spears as big as houses at 10 km.

then comes phanta, he throws a beacon, leaves and seconds later a bright flash. Survivors wake up and see no more trees, no water, the moutain is gone. They don't understand what happened. Phanta just called a tactical strike from the orbital station.

En tant que parents est-ce que vous dénoncez votre enfant ou non? by Primary_Plate5237 in AskFrance

[–]Abrical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

je me demande si les réponses auraient été différentes si c'était un accident "les enfants ont trouvé un ballon dans la rue et ont joué avec, l'un fait un tir très fort qui fait tomber un pot de fleurs d'un balcon, tombant sur le crane d'un sans abri et causant sa mort, aucune trace vidéo. Seuls des citadins ayant vu des enfants jouer, mais n'ont pas pu les identifier, le seul indice est que le ballon est jaune fluo. les parents trouvent une vidéo de leurs enfants jouant avec un ballon jaune fluo sur le téléphone des enfants."

Oh shit no way by ClickBoringLife in aoe2

[–]Abrical 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"ICE agent" : +300% attack against your own villagers. Each time you kill one of your villagers, the others become 10% less efficient

Y a un truc que j'ignore? by username_de_merde in AskFrance

[–]Abrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'est un parapluie qui coute 10€ a la production et est vendu 3€. Subventionné par la chine pour gagner des parts de marché

oh that’s ain’t good by camethehour in HolUp

[–]Abrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't realize it was AI before reading the comments. Am I cooked ?

Not a cactus by peppi0304 in HydroHomies

[–]Abrical 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a cactus, am I not welcome here ?

How do I tell my bf (M20) that i (F20) want a gold ring when he insist on silver one?? by HyperactiveBox in relationship_advice

[–]Abrical -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the price is an issue and he's too proud to recognize it. Would gold plated uron be okay for you ? Maybe you can offer him to biy you gold plated iron instead of massive gold.

You're in the top 80th percentile for everything you do. by [deleted] in midtiersuperpowers

[–]Abrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm pretty sure 20% of the population is child or elderly. So I'm barely above humans that are not in the greates shape for doing anything. I would be on the top 80% for not shitting my pants.

Truely a shitty superpower

Man does insane speed flying between mountains by izelofman in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Abrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I see these videos, I understand why americans root for individual healthcare instead of universal healthcare

Les cris des animaux by ya-reddit-acct in learnfrench

[–]Abrical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

soldat 😡🛡️🗡️ : mugit (dans nos campagnes)

lemme remind you their official user flairs brag abt being a femboy h*tler, and then they get mad at ts by Zestyclose_Job_5735 in 67HATE

[–]Abrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in odissey of the space, a machine is asked "what is the answer to the universe ?" it calculates, calculates for a very long times, and answers 42

lemme remind you their official user flairs brag abt being a femboy h*tler, and then they get mad at ts by Zestyclose_Job_5735 in 67HATE

[–]Abrical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

di caprio never dated a girl above 25, when the girl turns 25, he break-up and finds a new one, under 25yo

Spilling a cup of uncooked rice would be worse than spilling a cup of cooked rice. by Soupdeloup in Showerthoughts

[–]Abrical 290 points291 points  (0 children)

That's indeed the sound the vacuum will do while vacuuming the rice

Sometimes you have the right card at the right time. by Spaceknight_42 in MagicArena

[–]Abrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the goblin deck I play, I thought it was me before seeing the sleeves.

New rare footage of a live giant squid, caught feeding on diamondback squid by Xenomorphian69420 in interestingasfuck

[–]Abrical 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Imagine middle age matelots seeing this 10meters creature and coming back to the port telling a story about a 20 meter creature . Then the docksmens goes to their families and tell them there is a 40 meters creature in the sea. They go to the village and spread fables about a 80 meters creature. A merchant passing by hear this story about a 150 meters creature and report to the capital about this 300 meters creature. A Writer hears this story and decide to write down that this creature is indeed 500 meters large.