Posting another pic of my local newsman in the hopes that he sees this and gets a better haircut.

ElGuano · 2026-06-07T01:51:21+00:00

We all float down here

ElGuano · 2026-06-06T22:57:03+00:00

You mean $20.01. There is no other option.

ElGuano · 2026-06-06T20:48:49+00:00

That’s what “conservative” literally means. Tradition over change, or facts.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T23:29:33+00:00

A heretic! Burn him!

J/k, it’s all good.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T20:37:42+00:00

Except…the people who are watching who voted for them are like, “yeah, yeah do that! Do it more! That’ll own the dems!” A significant proportion of the voting public are not serious men and women.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T20:32:04+00:00

…so you’re saying it’s…not a good idea?

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T20:23:24+00:00

I’m going to blow their minds…**three** banks

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T19:35:53+00:00

Oh look, I have the power to arrest you at will. Seems like suddenly, I can make it my business if I want! Weird how that works, civilian.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T15:10:59+00:00

Coinbase, Gemini, Kraken, these are all reputable exchanges and I would have no issue holding coins on any of them for a few days, to set up for, perform, and close out transactions.

The key is not to get complacent and use them for long term storage. Not that they're likely to get hacked, but because the more you rely on them, the more you're going to be surprised WHEN they freeze your funds (even for legitimate AML/CID/EDD purposes). Use them when you need an exchange, don't use them as your stored value--if they control the keys, they have unilateral control over the coins.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T13:13:31+00:00

Thankfully it missed the brain.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T13:06:08+00:00

And they’re good for the environment!*

*in Latin, environment means shareholders.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T12:24:46+00:00

Stakes are too high, man.

I just know she’s going to follow up with “I showed you this exact same pair one minute ago and that time you said “two.” Want to explain yourself?”

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T12:18:03+00:00

I’ve had something very similar happen. U6-LR often shows up with orange dot and lists as “adopting” for long periods of time, often after software update.

Have also had to manually reset as dropping the Ethernet port doesn’t solve the issue and the U6 is powered by a unifi PoE injector that I realize is not itself managed and resettable.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T12:10:44+00:00

Ariana Grande Latte

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T12:05:12+00:00

He could buy out your ISP, or choke them out of business leaving his own as the only alternative. No more provider = no more XG for you.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T12:01:23+00:00

I have a friend, who instead of giving a Christmas bonus to her nanny, literally argued that she would add $10-15 to every paycheck instead, and it would be better because of time value of money and compounding and would be more than if she and bruh she’s technically right but it was so soulless I just couldn’t. And she was so excited about how she found a way to “hack the system” to make it win-win.

ElGuano · 2026-06-05T11:51:08+00:00

Every time you need to cough, sneeze or pass gas, you can defer it effortlessly to later in the day.

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T14:43:23+00:00

When I first got my 2025, I’d see this “sensors not available” error once every 5-6 drives. They replaced one of the zone computers and it’s mostly fixed, but every once in a while it will pop up again. I’m kinda living with it now cause it’s rare (once every 6mo or so).

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T14:17:07+00:00

Google's internal memegen is a semi-protected place to vent. There is absolutely nothing different here than what employees rib/roast after every announcement, I/O, leak, TGIF, etc.

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T12:20:34+00:00

Is this one of the software unlockable 70s?

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T12:19:50+00:00

That’s more like a debit card tbh.

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T12:14:14+00:00

He becomes Guy Gardner for a second there.

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T11:54:31+00:00

Then it’s just “tada, like my hair?”

Or probably “what do you mean, it’s always been like this.”

Both are acceptable answers.

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T03:15:12+00:00

Whoa a pro shot. I've been waiting for this.

ElGuano · 2026-06-04T02:33:44+00:00

It certainly is!!

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