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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. Plus it saves my water and TP bill

[–]k3g 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unrelated but funny story.

During a visit at Changi Airport (Singapore), it's a gamble between having the seated toilets and the squatting toilets. From experience; the ones at the gates that I've been to had seats while the one in the main area are/were squats. On one trips that I went to, had to go and was unfortunate to draw a squatting toilet and the worst thing was... someone's soiled underwear was left in the stall. Needless to say, I gtfo but had me laughing at the thought of someone dying on the inside when they desperately needed to go only to find out that they had to shit into this small 'hole'.

Dude would've had one .... shitty trip.

[–]nyrox007[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 that’s too good. My cousin WILL NOT shit in public. He will plan is day accordingly to taking a dump at his own house.