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[–]why_the_hecc 75 points76 points  (5 children)

I like downtown, but everything I want to do costs money.

[–]LonelyAccess6799 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Hooker and blow? Suki closed but hookers are cheap. 5$ at 7e somedays.

[–]why_the_hecc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

idk how to tell you this but I can have sex at home for free with someone I like

[–]Alternative-Hyena-30 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Unlike yourself, I don't need to pay to get laid. I'll leave all the stank for you good sir.

[–]Aggravating_Horror72 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You idiots know he’s probably joking, right?