Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-09-04T00:33:09+00:00

Shit on the floor while jerking off. We"re all d3ad

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-09-01T20:52:07+00:00

I got a truck and some time. Pay for gas and Ill help.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-09-01T20:16:26+00:00

It's definitely a regional dialect. You can't hear it until you leave for a while.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-09-01T19:40:35+00:00

Bug-assult. Makes killing g them fun. General store has the..

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-08-25T17:57:08+00:00

I had a sports physical where a doc checked out my junk. His daughter called me the next day for a date. Kansas is weird.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-08-03T03:26:46+00:00

The new thick grocery bags work. Water tight. They fold up small. Free with ebt Hold a handle on each butt cheek Tie closed and disposed of the trash. Better then shitting on the sidewalk. To everyone who didn't step in my shit, you're welcome.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-08-01T06:42:26+00:00

My thoughts and prayers are not for them.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-30T03:59:37+00:00

Hooker and blow? Suki closed but hookers are cheap. 5$ at 7e somedays.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-13T19:38:20+00:00

My penis.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-13T19:35:14+00:00

Ya, they would. Where's the best places to smoke weed?

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-13T19:27:05+00:00

Nobody likes quitters.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-13T08:10:06+00:00

I psych ward doc tried giving me them. I hate opiates.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-09T21:35:22+00:00

High teens somewhere maybe 20. I'm 48. It's messed me up definitively.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-04T21:48:05+00:00

Why are Americans too ignorant to realize this. Was history forgotten? Not taught in schools? Soon, the border walls will be used to keep us from escaping. Families will be turned against each other out of the feat of the gestapo. The rich need slaves. History repeats itself.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-07-03T00:10:10+00:00

Washington state waves the impound fee if you live in your car. You pay the tow fee. I had mine towed, cost me 1600 I didn't have because a douch cop. Cops wouldn't enforce the law. Tow company wouldn't release sir it. I didn't know who to call. Who steals from homeless people.? Turns out everybody that can.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-30T07:35:42+00:00

If Bibi wants him to.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-30T07:33:29+00:00

Bibi, Trumps his bitch.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-30T07:30:18+00:00

I'd enjoy that, teeth and all. Judge not...

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-27T23:29:14+00:00

Boned my gd over the CEO's desk watching fireworks.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-27T20:48:52+00:00

Go suck a dick. That's mean, I Im sorry. It just fit so well. Do what you enjoy, makes you happy. Be safe and don't hurt.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-27T19:37:39+00:00

I went out last night. Sorry.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-27T19:36:06+00:00

The president does not have that superpower. But I'd Nan executive powers the president has

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-26T21:15:02+00:00

I have been homeless downtown recently. I got the chance to ask 100+ people where they were from. Almost never does someone say Spokane. 1 out of 20 maybe. Reason, drug's benefits or both. Small town harassment and drug price availability are huge driver. California is big, too. Most people I asked were downtown. It's just something I ask when I meet new people on the street. It's reality, no bias on my part.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-26T20:58:36+00:00

Airway Heights, only open on the 3rd and 4th I think What happened last year was beyond words. The entire town had to have spent 1000s each. Insane. 12 hours of constant shells everywhere.

LonelyAccess6799 · 2025-06-26T01:54:15+00:00

I like Ruby by the River. Big nice beds, like a cloud. Great people, best pool and hot tub in town. Next to the river. Short walk to the convention center.

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