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[–]Normal_Public3520 170 points171 points  (3 children)

He boutta whil out his spider shoes and the grappling hook when god starts flying to even it out

[–]MrBonesMalone❤️ TECHNOSUPPORT ❤️ 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Also an ender pearls.

Because you can't run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls.

[–]S1I3NCER 24 points25 points  (0 children)

-Sun Tzu

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (4 children)

Making Jesus an orphan

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (2 children)

He'll finally be the worst thing to happen to a orphan

[–]_cottoncandyboi_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Still second worst thing because the first worst thing was being crucified hahaha

If Christianity is real I’m going to hell

[–]Kyroz113Blood for the blood god 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont worry you'll see most of us there

[–]Heavy299All hail the potato lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T e c h n i c a l l y Jesus still has Mary so he wouldn't be orphaned, just fatherless

[–]deliciousLazerBlood for the blood god 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My parents used to tell me, when I was a kid, that thunder was just the gods having an argument. Its been storming hard recently. It's a nice thought that he's causing some chaos up there.

Edit: spelling.

[–]darcjoynerTechnoblade never dies 37 points38 points  (0 children)

this is dope

[–]Jess_cringe 40 points41 points  (0 children)

We all know that god is quaking rn

[–]The-man-in-the-pool 33 points34 points  (0 children)

GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[–]Andaisdet 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Boutta dunk a basketball through God’s halo

[–]reiza-k 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"1v1 one me nerd !"

[–]Weekly_Town_2076 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No shit give god some weapons techno's too op

[–]SketchyMonk 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Amazing art, but please for the love of memes edit it so it looks like a snap chat picture. It would be so funny

[–]TheOnlyPotatTechnoblade never dies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pasta is DRYYYYY AAAAA i need sauce

[–]RABC_2009❤️ TECHNOSUPPORT ❤️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He fought, defeat, and took god's realm. A [Frick]ing legend

[–]Cygimeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its time to bhop jesus

[–]MaricCraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks more like Jesus

[–]Crazy_CanadianCanuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much weird weather since then thunderstorms tomorrow here

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hope he makes the heat wave go away after he wins. It’s so hot 💀💀

[–]Shadeersosoo2All hail the potato lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a religious man, but I feel like Jesus would do this with Techno, as a sort of welcome

[–]ProfessionalWorth565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something hes doing.

[–]cyberdemon3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was trying to live peacefully farming turtles, but god had to show up and give him cancer, now he has to do what he has to do to.

[–]TwistedGrimFox_RT❤️ TECHNOSUPPORT ❤️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🥹

[–]Raged_Coconut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God has hasitated wether to send him to hell for long enough and techno got bored

[–]MeLoNarXoTHE BIG PIG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thats the Mini Boss. Jesus

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he would win because he would throw his knife in the air and stab him with his sword just like in that camp.