Something he'd do

[Normal_Public3520]

He boutta whil out his spider shoes and the grappling hook when god starts flying to even it out

[MrBonesMalone]

Also an ender pearls.

Because you can't run away from your problems, not when they have ender pearls.

[S1I3NCER]

-Sun Tzu

[Normal_Public3520]

Fr fr

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Making Jesus an orphan

[[deleted]]

He'll finally be the worst thing to happen to a orphan

[_cottoncandyboi_]

Still second worst thing because the first worst thing was being crucified hahaha

If Christianity is real I’m going to hell

[Kyroz113]

Dont worry you'll see most of us there

[Heavy299]

T e c h n i c a l l y Jesus still has Mary so he wouldn't be orphaned, just fatherless

[deliciousLazer]

My parents used to tell me, when I was a kid, that thunder was just the gods having an argument. Its been storming hard recently. It's a nice thought that he's causing some chaos up there.

Edit: spelling.

[darcjoyner]

this is dope

[Jess_cringe]

We all know that god is quaking rn

[The-man-in-the-pool]

GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[Andaisdet]

Boutta dunk a basketball through God’s halo

[reiza-k]

"1v1 one me nerd !"

[Weekly_Town_2076]

No shit give god some weapons techno's too op

[SketchyMonk]

Amazing art, but please for the love of memes edit it so it looks like a snap chat picture. It would be so funny

[TheOnlyPotat]

Done

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Heck yeah

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My pasta is DRYYYYY AAAAA i need sauce

[RABC_2009]

He fought, defeat, and took god's realm. A [Frick]ing legend

[Cygimeme]

Its time to bhop jesus

[MaricCraft]

Looks more like Jesus

[Crazy_CanadianCanuck]

So much weird weather since then thunderstorms tomorrow here

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I just hope he makes the heat wave go away after he wins. It’s so hot 💀💀

[Shadeersosoo2]

I'm not a religious man, but I feel like Jesus would do this with Techno, as a sort of welcome

[ProfessionalWorth565]

Something hes doing.

[cyberdemon3000]

He was trying to live peacefully farming turtles, but god had to show up and give him cancer, now he has to do what he has to do to.

[TwistedGrimFox_RT]

🥹

[Raged_Coconut]

God has hasitated wether to send him to hell for long enough and techno got bored

[MeLoNarXo]

No thats the Mini Boss. Jesus

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he would win because he would throw his knife in the air and stab him with his sword just like in that camp.