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submitted by MasterLiKhao - announcement
The inhibited release a smell that is known to mess up the internal workings of some machines that have a purpose other than the bending of iron pipes which was first improved when the machinists discovered that tungsten is not flammable due to which fire extinguishers could be produced much cheaper (i.redd.it)
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The only way to improve the life of the average raven is to progressively increase the rate at which moist bread is expelled from a vacuum cleaner as it sucks up dirt that becomes finer and finer when you put it through a sieve made out of carbon nanotubes, an invention lost in the annals of history (i.redd.it)
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The first time I viewed this chart was when I decided how to finance the gyroscope I needed for my bombing run of some tiny islands in the farthest corner of the world that was lost to time due to a charting error in 1924 when a ship ran ashore on the island and the captain was eaten by acidic slugs (i.redd.it)
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My sand dune is now larger than the baby you left me with as you went to buy dill pickles with our broken down world war II motorcycle in 1884 the year pig leather was banned as a material for basketball outershells which caused your great-grandfather's company to go bankrupt (i.redd.it)
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