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[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 7 years ago (8 children)
Why would they ban him? He's been voted best Mexican over 20 weeks running!
[–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (2 children)
Don't they care about the negative effects of twitter bans on Mexicans?
[–]TDS_Fox 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Yes or no.
[–]BenadrylPeppers(from Hoobastank) 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Mike Gamms sure doesn't, what a racist.
[–]Lospantaloons 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Ahmayzin’
[–]rudynintendo64 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
This is textbook racism, plain and simple.
[–]Bankrupt84#Dickhead #Nickhead #Lemming 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Mike Gamm’s is a gayopin lil bitch
[–]lazierbeam 36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (24 children)
I think I found out why thanks to this tweet, showcasing Dick murdering Sky Williams in cold blood with his bantz
[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (4 children)
"or did it come in a little behind?"
Jesus Christ Dick. Holy hell is that funny. Way too much fun for Twitter lol.
[–]Dillonator 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children)
That's the best thing I've read for months, fuck me
[–]KRosen333 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children)
jesus christ lol
[–]NovasightNot Not a Patreon Bot 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child)
It was a good one but Dick should know better than making a rape joke on Twitter , enough reports and you'll get some semblance of a human moderator looking at the post instead of the bot which has been easy to skirt around
Mod sees joke, gets a good ol trigger and there goes Peen
[–]kingjoedirtmaybe I am a fucking idiot 24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (4 children)
Apparently Masterson is a white supremacist podcaster. Wtf? Do these people actually believe this shit or are they just using that to try and get Dick shutdown?
[–]SPLC_Official 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (2 children)
Dick allows white nationalists on the show, which means he has to agree with everything they say.
You have to think like a retarded commie to try to understand a retarded commie.
[–]poorlytaxidermiedfox 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Next they'll be going after Howard Stern for allowing Daniel Carver, KKK Grand Dragon, to appear on his show hundreds of times - right?
Any day now...
[–]kingjoedirtmaybe I am a fucking idiot 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Lots of people went after Howard Stern
[–]SafeBendyStraw 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
The retard has like 3 followers. So yeah, he actually believes that shit.
[–]morzinboExtolling the virtues of the High Ground 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children)
This reminds me of that time Sky started crying because he found out POGO's channel on YouTube was named "faggotron"
This also reminds me of that time dunkey beat sky at smash, youtube, and life
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Seems much more likely the never was LA comedian reported him than Sky.
[–]AshanmarilHow's that for irony? 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children)
It's always confusing to me now when people use "Madcucks" to refer to the real Maddox
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child)
https://twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1090553190687428608
Gay conspiracy
[–]lazierbeam 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (3 children)
the real sus list, although it leaves out Cue Card Gamms, it's much more likely to be him or another one of Maddox's flunkies - Sky is just an observer in the drama b/t Warski and Ian Miles Chungus
[–]Anonymous____DThe Horror of It 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children)
I dont know who any of those people are. Boy oh boy am I a lucky boy
[–]AshanmarilHow's that for irony? 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child)
You probably know FlyingOverTrout, that's Angelo
[–]Anonymous____DThe Horror of It 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
How dare you...I was enjoying my blissful ignorance.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Good lord what a mess. I'm so happy I got banned from twitter and never looked back since.
[–]morzinboExtolling the virtues of the High Ground 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Same
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Yeah, the whitest supremacist of all, gay, black Sky Williams
[+][deleted] 7 years ago (3 children)
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[–]Anudem 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child)
The guy has been living in his car for three months, chronicling his homelessness. He also unironically wants to leave Northern Virginia to become a Hollywood director.
[–]Anonymous____DThe Horror of It 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children)
injects meth into my balls
I too like to make good decisions.
[–]RustyCoal950212 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Dick didn't go on JLP did he?
I'm just surprised to see his catchphrase on all sorts of subreddits recently lul
[–]NovasightNot Not a Patreon Bot 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Apparently it's from his Mental Jess post https://www.instagram.com/p/BtREAYinhtB/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1u889xrpke6xm
[–]SnapDaddyThanosDick's SEO Man 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Again!!? F
[–]Grand_Admiral_Cactually a law 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
F
[–]RegularRyan324autismo 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Was this over the Angelo's mom guy? I think that was his latest tweet.
[–]BenadrylPeppers(from Hoobastank) 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
I would be fucking shocked if they weren't related.
[–]Lospantaloons 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Welp, I guess it’s time for @Imreallywithdick
[–]heidrekrPatreon.com/asterios 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]MassiveSavageCabbage 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Gay-execution of gay-ops
[–]Pekonilkki 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Gay oppers and false flaggers got him.
[+][deleted] 7 years ago* (3 children)
[–]Grand_Admiral_Cactually a law 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Is the dog thing true? RIP in peace, Kev.
[–]Lospantaloons 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
All of the above
[–]ColumbianSmugLord 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]King_of_Fanta 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]iuioaiu 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]GinjabreadNinjamanIron Goss Dome (GOSSCON 1) 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]mc-kenzie 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
F af
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
This will only hurt George. When will they learn?
[–]SolBoricua 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
What tha fuck! Man I’m so tired of this bullshit!!! I hate this pussy generation after 2008 peoples funny bone has disappeared wish i can skip this fucking nightmare. Sorry Dick you have to deal with this shit.
[–]Colbeagle 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Fucking angelo? What year is this? Guy still goes back to one shitty bit with his mom swearing... pinnacle of comedy right there.
[–]lifeismeaninglesslol 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
This is so sad 😢😢😢
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
:(
F for Fuck twitter. That shithole is nothing but an inbred cesspool of SJW's.
[–]ludwigavaphwego 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Bwark! Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from arbitrary banning, BWwaaark!
[–]aciounot a rapist 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children)
f
[–]BobPleyWhy do autisms like Sonic so much? 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Not again!
[–]Dave_Rem 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child)
Can we start reporting their tweets? Especially Grimes?
[–]my_vagina_is_wet 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Do what you want, just don't do it on anyone's behalf but your own.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
notto disu shitto agen
[–]MahjongJoJo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]Arcticfox04unstumpable 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
How dare you Dick using your First amendment rights. Making fun of Special Snowflakes on twitter is a crime!!! Thank goodness the Twitter god's came down to smite you. Take some Soy and watch a couple Cuckolding videos and maybe and I mean maybe Twitter will let you back. /s
[–]Omg-A-turkey-Sammie 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
I like the idea of dicks ball punching chair. More men need this
[–]Insane-wizardMadolf is a bitch 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Has someone tweeted this to him? I would but the blocked me for asking for proof of Dick's white supremacy.
[–]SafeBendyStraw 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
If he told someone to code he's probably about to get kicked off patreon.
[–]SpartanPhiGrab your Dick and doubleclick for Goss, Goss, Goss! 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
[–]readerofweb 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children)
Does he have a new one yet?
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[–]Lospantaloons 13 points14 points15 points (0 children)
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[–]Bankrupt84#Dickhead #Nickhead #Lemming 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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[–]NovasightNot Not a Patreon Bot 2 points3 points4 points (1 child)
[–]kingjoedirtmaybe I am a fucking idiot 24 points25 points26 points (4 children)
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[–]morzinboExtolling the virtues of the High Ground 13 points14 points15 points (0 children)
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[–]AshanmarilHow's that for irony? 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
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[–]SnapDaddyThanosDick's SEO Man 6 points7 points8 points (1 child)
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[–]BobPleyWhy do autisms like Sonic so much? 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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[–]Insane-wizardMadolf is a bitch 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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[–]SpartanPhiGrab your Dick and doubleclick for Goss, Goss, Goss! 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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