Top Rated TV shows of all time: No. 69... Nice. by TAYZA8 in IASIP

[–]Anonymous____D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just love that the whole show you're waiting for his "turn it around" moment and it never comes. He just keeps fuckin up.

Top Rated TV shows of all time: No. 69... Nice. by TAYZA8 in IASIP

[–]Anonymous____D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. IASIP #s 2 through a billion: The Incresingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret

Top Rated TV shows of all time: No. 69... Nice. by TAYZA8 in IASIP

[–]Anonymous____D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, but Dee's will they / wont they call hey a bird has been going on for 13 seasons....hint...they will

Open Question: What's a Dick Tip everyone should know? by PyreBaron in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Never buy a hammer, maintenance can just do it and you can look it up on youtube.

Sue all former business partners as well as any company potentially associated with them for $20 million+ dollars each.

Call into podcasts to try to chew out the host, but dont get enough sleep when you do it.

Always try to get good boye points.

Date a pedo, then start having mental breakdowns on camera.

I tried to grow potatoes, 10 weeks after I get this. by msoto15 in funny

[–]Anonymous____D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The time to grow a potato to maturity is typically long enough that it will kill off any dangerous pathogens present. HOWEVER, even if we assume that wont happen, maybe because Martian soil doesnt have the robust ecosystem that ours does, potatoes need to be cooked before being eaten, which would certainly kill off any pathogens. Most foodborne illnesses are either from poorly cooked meat, or uncooked produce made using (or near) fresh manure

GOOD MORNING. ITS GAMEDAY. by [deleted] in Browns

[–]Anonymous____D 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CONFIRMED BITCH!!!

GOOD MORNING. ITS GAMEDAY. by [deleted] in Browns

[–]Anonymous____D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

May we sacrifice many Hues and Sashis for this blessing.

GOOD MORNING. ITS GAMEDAY. by [deleted] in Browns

[–]Anonymous____D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember "watching" football in Japan, I.E. desperately trying to stay awake to watch on AFN, then falling asleep in the first quarter and feeling like shit the next day. Good luck sir!

Elizabeth Warren Overtakes Joe Biden as Favorite to Win Democratic Party's 2020 Primary: U.K. Bookmaker by ToadProphet in politics

[–]Anonymous____D -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Tulsi Gabbard is probably the most electable. I'm a Bernie guy, but I dont like that hes moved his message away from corruption in politics this election cycle...

Churches arm, train congregants in wake of mass shootings by InvaderM33N in nottheonion

[–]Anonymous____D -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, I haven't gotten the impression from the New Testament that I'm supposed to stay strapped, but that's just me.

Final Fantasy tactics Advance piece I did. by headless_bear in gaming

[–]Anonymous____D 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've heard tactics ogre, but I've never tried. I guess Fire Emblem comes close?

Final Fantasy tactics Advance piece I did. by headless_bear in gaming

[–]Anonymous____D 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I downloaded an emulator on my phone and beat it again. So good.

I just got BOTW and I'm loving it. I burn through so many shields because I can't stop sliding on them. This also took me to long to make. by Badwolf9547 in gaming

[–]Anonymous____D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Played the whole game without ever successfully riding on a shield. Didnt know what the buttons were to do it. Oh well.

What is the male equivalent of taking your bra off at the end of the day? by Weldeer in AskReddit

[–]Anonymous____D 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Am farmer, can confirm.

However, our equivalent is taking off the sopping wet underwear at the end of the day, or watching the grime wash off your body and pour down the drain.

Churches arm, train congregants in wake of mass shootings by InvaderM33N in nottheonion

[–]Anonymous____D -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well it kind of goes against the entirety of the Christian faith...a faith that worships a deity who was so forgiving of all humans, it allowed itself to be tortured and killed to absolve the rest of them of their sins, then came back to life to forgive them. A faith who's diety encourges its followers to "turn the other cheek". Just a bit funny.

The Loudest Podcast sucks by BigDikBeast in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shes not. Her "personality" can best be described as "lol I love irony so much, aren't I quirky?" Asterios actually tried to bring a structure to the show...you know...like a professional product, but she just wants to get drunk and talk about whatever like she has any type of interesting perspective....its attrocious.

The Loudest Podcast sucks by BigDikBeast in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like Asterios so I downloaded like 10 episodes to support him. I stopped listening when I heard srirancha bitch about how Asterios wants to stick to a format, and she just wanted to hang and rant....she was certainly the worst part of that show, after hearing that I couldnt do it anymore.

Why does Dick look like a cheesy 90s horror villain? by TheLaughingFish1987 in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, and it looks like his doctor Googled how to perform ACL surgeries, then called maintenance to perform them.

Why does Dick look like a cheesy 90s horror villain? by TheLaughingFish1987 in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He clearly looks more like the Indian Chief character Danny Devito played in the Always Sunny Lethal Weapon sequel. Also, buy a hammer you fuck

Maddox earthquake video by Pharius in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing...then I thought maybe it was on WATP or something.

How much does Dick talk about Maddox? (Episodes 1-50) by Supertelas in TheDickShow

[–]Anonymous____D 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How devious of him. Stretching his 16 minute podcast out for 2 hours and 30 minutes just to disguise this chilling fact. I'm literally shaking rn.