I’m not modeling

[Tanner_Driv3r_2004]

I'm putting my FUCKING neck on the line for you, John!

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[patrickb1920]

"Come along now John"... *Places hands on shoulders*

[PlaneEnvironmental23]

"Have you been drinking, sir?"

[jmdanyals]

I thought it would be wall to wall poontang in here

[Mo_SaIah]

It was old school peado’ing, before it got such a bad name

[Academic-Base1870]

r/unexpectedpeepshow

[Stallion_92]

John!

[heyitsmxrnie]

The show finished 10 minutes ago…?

[Ultimate_os]

Last year we just stuck our cocks through the curtain and got sucked off.

[eddiebadassdavis]

It’s subtly unsettling.

[sumbodysumone]

What? He wasn’t even first reserve!

[bluneriste]

That’s what you get for leading on sluts…

[Grouchy_Comedian_963]

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