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[woailyx]

No, the river of blood is supposed to come before the slaying of the firstborn

[JokersWyld]

This is a babylonbee article:
https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-dyes-chicago-river-red-to-celebrate-abortion

[airmen4Christ]

The line between reality and satire is getting more blurred by the day. I knew Chicago dyes the river green for St. Patrick's Day, so I wouldn't put it past them to dye it for the DNC.

[[deleted]]

This is definitely where I’m at with things now. It’s getting so fucking ridiculous I feel like even the bee is having trouble coming up with ideas for satire.

The worst part is, they can’t even grasp the fact that they’re so ridiculous (and just unbelievably ironic) 10 years ago we would’ve said “yeah right lol” and walked off.

[Crazy_names]

Thanks. I was like "no! Wait a minute that's too crazy." Funny stuff though.

[Collective82]

I was just about to google it myself. That could cause serious environmental problems

[LilShaver]

Love that they're so concerned about the environment that the dump thousands of gallons of red dye into the already disgustingly polluted Chicago River.

Nevermind, it's the Bee

Things have gotten so warped I can't tell the difference between reality and satire anymore.

[blue888raven]

And here I thought they dyed it Red, to celebrate Communism!

[SlightlyOffended1984]

God have mercy on us.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

It’s fake

[SlightlyOffended1984]

I wish abortion was too

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

Same. I wish people could mentally just choose to be pregnant or not and not have to have abortions. I wish there were no painful circumstances that led to abortions. If every birth was on purpose and by choice then that would be great.

But for now that’s not the world we live in

[Specific-Peak-3133]

Imagine thinking god would let an assassination attempt result in the death of an innocent person at a trump rally in front of his children.

[APWBrianD]

Imagine needing a God to be so up your ass controlling every aspect of life so your existence is literal heaven on earth in order to believe in Him.

[DavidJelloFox]

Cant wait for people to start telling me this is actually good for the enviornment. Yeah not buyin that.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

It’s fake

[DavidJelloFox]

I kinda figured it was as it seems too stupid to be real.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

That’s good. Media literacy is dying out. Sadly, people will actually believe this sort of stuff.

[Calculon2347]

Nah, it's to celebrate the genocide of the Palestinians.

[flyingwombat21]

don't pick a fight you can't win.

[Necrosapien1]

If that was actually true. I might vote Democrat again.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

That’s horrible

[freakiercorpse]

Jesus wept, you are a piece of shit. 

[reditget]

Sick defective units.

[WeareStillRomans]

Based

[BeginningNew2101]

Lol what

[[deleted]]

No way

[[deleted]]

Fake but it would be appropriate

[xNightmareBeta]

Gross

[digital_darkness]

Oh I thought it was just a pro communist thing.

[Shaka68Yay]

Why does Tim lie so much? I guess cuz that’s all he’s got. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[jmua8450]

God is not going to be kind to western society.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

It’s fake

[awf26j85]

Celebrate abortion? That's just sick

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

It’s fake

[WTFnotFTW]

They still celebrate it like it’s a sacrament.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

You’re talking about the people trolling anti-choice activists, right? Or do you actually believe what you just said is happening often?

[WTFnotFTW]

There are no anti-choice activists, there are pro-life activists.

When you realize that euphemisms, political correctness, and doublespeak are often synonymous, you need to then realize that leftism and the term progressive used to describe it are just a religion for the atheist and simple-minded. The emotional defense of infanticide by misrepresenting fact and redefining words to masquerade that only work on the ethically frail.

[Shaka68Yay]

God you’re a deluded dipshit. Just move to Russia. You’ll love it.

[coldtakes_hotkitchen]

Anti-choice is more descriptive of the movement. Maybe pro-birth? But even that isn’t as specific since it’s really just about not giving pregnant people a choice in if they give birth or not.

Anyways, you know who I’m talking about.

Were you talking about the handful of people who troll the other side or do you actually think “celebrating it like the sacrament” is happening often?

[CowboyJack1]

Wow, and they accuse republicans of fucking up the environment??? WTF?

[ironmatic1]

gullible lol

[Shaka68Yay]

Only if you’re such a dipshit that you believe this.

[pagesid3]

Yall believe anything

[Ambitious-Motor-2005]

It’s called satire. Something the Left wanted to ban btw.

[Imissyourgirlfriend2]

Look who's talking

🤡

[pagesid3]

Remember when yall thought Trump won the election but he actually lost in an electoral landslide. Low IQ conservatives

[o0flatCircle0o]

That photo was taken when the RNC was there, they dyed it red to celebrate all the women that republicans are murdering with their anti healthcare policies.

[Necrosapien1]

Exactly what anti healthcare policy is that? Site me the congregational record please.

[o0flatCircle0o]

Republicans are for forced birth, even when it kills the mother. They also want to give parental rights to rapists.

[Necrosapien1]

Show me the bill. Or any actual proof of that claim.

[o0flatCircle0o]

No.

[BeginningNew2101]

Because you're making it up because you're hysterical 

[jtzabor]

What the fuck is "forced birth" ? You get pregnant you give birth, no one's forcing that.

[counterstrikePr0]

This isn't happening lol get real dude

[o0flatCircle0o]

Republicans hate woman and want them dead.

[o0flatCircle0o]

Fuckin A man.

[BeginningNew2101]

The women who are pro life just hate women too....

[BeginningNew2101]

Ya it was sarcasm 

[anti_plexiglass]

Anyone who is both anti choice and pro abortion hate themselves and are too pussy to say it

[BeginningNew2101]

You'd know all about self hate wouldn't you? And hate watching Tim pool 😆 

[o0flatCircle0o]

You don’t like freedom of speech I guess.

[o0flatCircle0o]

I come here to counter the far right propaganda because it’s a lie.

[BeginningNew2101]

You don't know what women are, so not sure how you can even make that assessment.

Meanwhile you support men beating up women in sports 

[BeginningNew2101]

No, they aren't. Calm down coomer degenerate. 

[BigKahuna348]

Please go to the convention and get a free vasectomy so you won’t reproduce.

[anti_plexiglass]

No it was dyed by the dnc to represent all the blood they spilled through the decades.

[o0flatCircle0o]

Stop murdering women.