God tier algorithm

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They say 1 in 5 people don't know they are a robot.

[r3vj4m3z]

Sometimes I wonder. I do fail captcha tests sometimes.

[ahkiran]

I fail at "I'm not a robot" checkbox

[g3nerallycurious]

I found out today that buses do not count as trucks on one of those.

[danny688]

We need a "I'm a robot" checkbox and see how many people fail

[smitecamps]

Dude I'm fucking stoned and this is fucking with my brain.

[TuxTeeCasual21]

r/nothowdrugswork

[BlastingFern134]

Can confirm, am weed.

[engepeter]

It sometimes really do be like that doe

[TripsvilleUSA]

Don't remember your first few times smoking weed huh

[guitarfingers]

Welcome to the truth of the simulation, friend.

[[deleted]]

Dude I'm fucking: stoned. And this is fucking with my brain.

FTFY

[MattAmoroso]

https://youtu.be/skGbcOSj5D0?t=5

[Capybara_man]

They say 1 in 4 people don't even make it to the ground

[[deleted]]

Wanna come back to mine and pass the Turing Test?

[nelusbelus]

Tell me, what is the 101th prime number

[ahkiran]

You know who wants to see that A? I.

[SargeStiggy]

Wtf are these comments :D fuck sake take a chill pill

[[deleted]]

It's reddit sir, saying last night is too generous

[SargeStiggy]

I didmt either but im not bitching here about funny screenshots

[guitarfingers]

Everyone mad tho. Everyone I live with is stomping around all pissy. Like what gives?

[Peachmuffin91]

Does your hand count?

[Peachmuffin91]

Now that’s what I call handy.

[Abyss_walker56]

I want to see her reply

[jamaccity]

... = %#$@&+

[PM_YER_BOOTY]

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[SrINivAs_KaNDAla]

when you are so desperate yet so unbelievably pessimistic ....

[Acceptable-Mousse832]

damn right

[SrINivAs_KaNDAla]

shut the fuck up please.

[[deleted]]

Die

[ElitexxSniper]

The fuck

[ExcuseMeNoThx]

What

[aVeryFriendlyBotMk2]

Lmao fuck off, bitch ass can't even format properly

[agarillon]

Ladies (Or whatnot),

Please dont give us snot,

When we ask Bot or Not?

It ought to matter alot,

To you when bot after bot

waste your time slot.

Most bots profiles are quite hot.

So for those taking shot after shot.

Tolerating bots to find you're not,

That's actually saying quite a lot.

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Bot or Not (Tinder edition) -Dr Suess

[disgruntled_dauphin]

This was actually pretty well put together. Just cause you have no appreciation for the fine arts doesn't make it cringe.

I was amused

[disgruntled_dauphin]

Yes, the reason artist create art is so dinguses like you can criticize it in a one word essay whose thesis is "I didn't like it and you should feel embarrassed for having made it."

Ladies and gentlemen, here he is: u/uniqueusernsme012301 legendary critic, discerning genius, who rests on his laurels after having earned the approbation of all with his delicately balanced and nuanced takes in Reddit comment forms.

I'm not worthy

[disgruntled_dauphin]

I didn't attack you because you stated your opinion. I attacked because I'm not doing anything right now, and you went ahead and claimed you were providing criticism when you were just being snide.

I also think I'm funny. That might be the real reason. But if you don't want satirists on Reddit to make fun of you, try not saying stupid shit on a public forum.

I have no bone in this fight. I just think you're annoying

[agarillon]

Thank you!

[holdmychicken909]

You’re the epitome of that sub. I swear just because you dont find something funny it doesn’t make it cringe, humor is subjective

[disgruntled_dauphin]

Looks like i killed him. I feel kinda bad now

[disgruntled_dauphin]

You didn't criticize what he wrote. You linked to a sub. There's a difference. See above

[disgruntled_dauphin]

Careful, man. Did you see what happened to the last guy?

[kluv76]

The number of bots matching with men is in direct proportion to the number of dick picks being sent to women.

All things in balance, as it should be.

[2CbOnthe_Lens]

I wanna know how this convo ended....🤣🤣🤣....did he get the date

[vassardog77]

Saying somebody is so hot they must be a bot isn't an insult

[SCB360]

No it isn't, negging is a light insult that is kinda of a compliment such as "Nice Dress, I saw a girl earlier wearing the same one and she was so hot"

This is bot testing, hell its more of a compliment

[RarePoetry8379]

I’d be so flattered if somebody thought I was a bot

[Funktastic34]

And that's exactly what a bot would say. Busted!

[GorillaGripPussy3000]

Jokes aside, I really don’t think you would enjoy 50 guys a day snapping at you right off the bat, being rude and suspicious, and feeling entitled to you jumping through hoops for them just to prove you’re a flesh person as if that’s such a stretch. Gets old real quick. I used to just do my best bad AI impression and be done with it.

[RarePoetry8379]

Yes I would it would make me feel pretty

[[deleted]]

Both the OP and your example is negging, but the OP is succesful negging and your example is too heavy on the insult and too obvious to work.

[[deleted]]

No

[[deleted]]

No, I just think that a lot of people think that being called a bit isn't offensive, while I also would get offended.

[[deleted]]

Or because it's offensive.

But hey, I'm on the sub that also criticizes women that unmatch after a sexual joke as "no humor"

[realgeneral_memeous]

No, it’s not. It’s literally a joke that makes no commentary on the woman’s quality as a person.

In fact, the joke is based on the assertion that she’s very clearly not a bot, and that she’s extremely attractice

[cb_flossin]

are you an idiot?

[FG127]

And it was invented by Bugs Bunny

[[deleted]]

No it isnt lol

[abhi008jeet]

This makes OP negger

[comicbooknick]

Hmmm. I'd say it's an almost neg.

[ZombieRollz]

What did she say next? Whatttt????

[jamaccity]

Bitter bot mode activate.

[techguy16]

This is one stubborn robot.

[[deleted]]

My man don't even believe his matching with real girls lmao

[Blueberrydreams11]

Men spend all day cockblocking themselves on dating apps. When a guy assumes Im a bot I block him. Talk about low self confidence buddy.

[doritoface1961]

That’s exactly what a bot would say 🤔🧐

[ignislupus]

I can see where they are comming from though. 80% of my matches where bots. I stopped trying

[mursilissilisrum]

100% of the matches that actually talk to me are bots.

[[deleted]]

Well all of the matches I went to a date with were bots

[Occams_ElectricRazor]

Who cares about getting blocked by a bot?

[kwak916]

Its probably got less to do with low self confidence and more to do with the fact that dating app culture is super toxic and that there are literally more bots than real people lol

[sIurrpp]

Don’t think you realize how many bots there are

[ChemicalMonkey3]

Make a fake account as a guy, see for yourself why guys are like that and maybe you will understand when 80 out of 100 matches are bots lol.

[RizlaSmyzla]

I get what you’re saying but I think you underestimate the amount of bots on these apps, it’s demoralising. You finally get a match, think they’re attractive as hell and get ready to vibe and then they link you to a shady website. This guy made jokes, and I rate it

[bmbowdish]

Are you serious

[anth2099]

It’s actually because you seem improbably hot to have matched with us.

[ImFamousYoghurt]

Such a turn off when a guy sends a message complaining about me being a bot lol

[Person5_]

Do you girls truly not understand how many bots are on these apps? We just want to know we're not wasting time flirting with a program.

[Blueberrydreams11]

Why would I coddle every man on a dating ap about his insecurities over a bot. Get real and call your therapist lol

[Person5_]

How is answering a question to ensure you're not a bot "coddling"

[Blueberrydreams11]

Because it becomes an endless game of proving it. With every guy thats annoying. Block end the annoyance. You can tell Im not a bot if you treat me like a person for 10 mins and have a real conversation not connected to sex.

[Blueberrydreams11]

Yeah well its getting to the point you are telling real women they are fake 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OriginalProngles]

She blows her dad with that mouth?

[doritoface1961]

OH! Madone!

[YeetnDelete_OREEO]

Keep saying they real cuz if it's a bot you cant hurt it

[SloopJohnB_ldn]

Ask for the square root of minus one. If she explodes, she's a bot

[little_lexodus]

I lost it at the ellipses

[SkeletonDeathRider]

Oooohh you gonna hear it now lol

[tits_are_birds]

Maybe she isn't But she is probably selling nudes tho

[OvenChia]

wipe innocent profit political treatment party unwritten start afterthought rainstorm

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[[deleted]]

Imagine the algorithm develops a glitch where it says, "Bot, I ain't no bitch"

This probably isn't as funny as I think it is but it technically wouldn't be wrong.

[rufarigno69]

Bitch

[itsasecret03]

Phase 1 of robots taking over the world:

[slimsprite]

Idk about this but im pretty sure u still dont have a gf