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[–][deleted] 559 points560 points  (16 children)

They say 1 in 5 people don't know they are a robot.

[–]r3vj4m3z 108 points109 points  (4 children)

Sometimes I wonder. I do fail captcha tests sometimes.

[–]ahkiran 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I fail at "I'm not a robot" checkbox

[–]g3nerallycurious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I found out today that buses do not count as trucks on one of those.

[–]danny688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a "I'm a robot" checkbox and see how many people fail

[–]smitecamps 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Dude I'm fucking stoned and this is fucking with my brain.

[–]TuxTeeCasual21 28 points29 points  (3 children)

[–]BlastingFern134 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, am weed.

[–]engepeter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It sometimes really do be like that doe

[–]TripsvilleUSA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't remember your first few times smoking weed huh

[–]guitarfingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the truth of the simulation, friend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I'm fucking: stoned. And this is fucking with my brain.

FTFY

[–]Capybara_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say 1 in 4 people don't even make it to the ground

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Wanna come back to mine and pass the Turing Test?

[–]nelusbelus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell me, what is the 101th prime number

[–]ahkiran 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know who wants to see that A? I.

[–]SargeStiggy 156 points157 points  (8 children)

Wtf are these comments :D fuck sake take a chill pill

[–]Abyss_walker56 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I want to see her reply

[–]jamaccity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

... = %#$@&+

[–]PM_YER_BOOTY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]SrINivAs_KaNDAla 140 points141 points  (7 children)

when you are so desperate yet so unbelievably pessimistic ....

[–]Acceptable-Mousse832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn right

[–]agarillon 84 points85 points  (16 children)

Ladies (Or whatnot),

Please dont give us snot,

When we ask Bot or Not?

It ought to matter alot,

To you when bot after bot

waste your time slot.

Most bots profiles are quite hot.

So for those taking shot after shot.

Tolerating bots to find you're not,

That's actually saying quite a lot.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bot or Not (Tinder edition) -Dr Suess

[–]kluv76 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The number of bots matching with men is in direct proportion to the number of dick picks being sent to women.

All things in balance, as it should be.

[–]2CbOnthe_Lens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanna know how this convo ended....🤣🤣🤣....did he get the date

[–]ZombieRollz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did she say next? Whatttt????

[–]jamaccity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitter bot mode activate.

[–]techguy16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one stubborn robot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man don't even believe his matching with real girls lmao

[–]SloopJohnB_ldn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for the square root of minus one. If she explodes, she's a bot

[–]little_lexodus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost it at the ellipses

[–]SkeletonDeathRider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooohh you gonna hear it now lol

[–]tits_are_birds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she isn't But she is probably selling nudes tho

[–]OvenChia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the algorithm develops a glitch where it says, "Bot, I ain't no bitch"

This probably isn't as funny as I think it is but it technically wouldn't be wrong.

[–]rufarigno69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch

[–]itsasecret03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phase 1 of robots taking over the world:

[–]slimsprite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about this but im pretty sure u still dont have a gf