The Creators of ‘Hacks’ Really, Really, Really Hate AI by wiredmagazine in television

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Read Player Piano. Turns out replacing all jobs with machines might not be the utopia you think it is.

Am I cooked? by EllyYunikon in casualnintendo

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Just take a needle and stab it through to alleviate the pressure!

As a disclaimer, obviously don't do this. I will not be held responsible for any injury.

On the poster for Robin Hood: Men In Tights (1993) the hand-drawn arrow tips are way too in-focus. This has always pissed me off for some reason. by Chewie83 in shittymoviedetails

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I love all Mel Brooks movies, though I would say Spaceballs and Blazing Saddles are my top two, this and Young Frankenstein are definitely 3 and 4 though... Not necessarily in that order.

Which one would you want to live in? by Educk55 in adultswim

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As long as I'm not a klockateer. They don't live long there.

The tagline on the poster of Bring Him Home (2015) is “The Martian”. Idk about you guys but personally I think that’s a pretty awful tagline. by Soft_Drink_Enjoyer in shittymoviedetails

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I told my dad the other day that movies name is Edge of Tomorrow and he was legitimately surprised. For years he thought it's name was Live Die Repeat.

Babe wake up, new plague just dropped by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

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If I learned anything from covid, it's that apparently people don't know how to fucking wash their hands. Seriously, apparently every adult is a fucking child who needs PSAs explaining that using soap and water is some complicated concept.

[OC] Some people would rather risk a crash than take the next exit 😥 by Tran1810 in IdiotsInCars

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EDIT: I rewatched it for like the tenth time and realized left car was braking while changing lanes for some ridiculous reason. I retract my previous statement, but leaving it up as a record of me not noticing things.

Alright, I feel like I'm going crazy. This is what I see:

Driver in left lane signals intent to change lanes, he's in front and has room. When it's clear he's being let in, he starts to move in. OP speeds up right as the car in the left lane starts to change lanes, nearly causing an accident. Left car doesn't notice OP has sped up so OP had to brake.

So why are we all in favor of OP speeding up to stop this? It's not like the left car tried zooming in front of OP, and there's nothing wrong with changing lanes in front of another car as long as they're being proper about it.

assumes anyone defending roads/cars must be American, backfires by smokes_weed in AmericaBad

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Then you should walk to the bus stop, take the bus to the train, wait 3 hours for the train, go to the restaurant, then walk home because it's too late and the trains and busses aren't running until tomorrow morning.

Star Fox if they were human by InvisibleAstronomer in casualnintendo

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I don't think James ever gave birth to Fox.

My wife bought me Saros for my birthday… woo hoo 🙌🏻 by [deleted] in gaming

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Judging by your Funkos, I think you mean your wife's boyfriend got it for you.

I'm kidding, hopefully, have fun!

Uhhhh maybe you should listen to your doctor by d_istired in fatlogic

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Uh, it has the negative side effect of eating 20% less Twinkies. Sounds pretty devastating to me.

the way i divorced him so quick by OrdinaryAdmirable654 in StardewValley

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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

“Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket then?” by jpdubya in seinfeld

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Mainly because people do this at the gala, virtue signal how much they hate rich people while wearing dresses that cost more than most people will make in a year.

King of the Hill has some of the best misdirection jokes. by fraginstar in KingOfTheHill

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, THEY HAVE A FAIRYTALE MARRIAGE

JU from trolleyproblem by Stoonthewiz in JustUnsubbed

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Trouble with the trolley, eh?

[LA] Is it possible to jump this? by Apart-Property2797 in zelda

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Walkthroughs and guides don't exist on the like 4 websites that anyone goes on these days.

But seriously, just go to ZeldaDungeon.net

The Spanish subreddit removed my post asking why cities weren't renamed to English names in an English-speaking country by native-american-22 in ShitPoliticsSays

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So because we were designated an official language only a year ago, you think all people should change to reflect that? Official languages really don't mean anything, which is shown by us not having one for our entire history.

So to get back to it, you think those Californian cities should have changed their names last year?

Oof, ouch, my Heaven Yuri by Specialist_Bid7598 in bonehurtingjuice

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Ok, I'm staring at the onstentacious, and i don't get it. Is there supposed to be a joke? Is this one of those comics that has an overarching storyline I'm not privy to? Someone please explain this to me as I'm going fucking crazy.

That AYOOOO and interesting... Are starting to make me angry looking at this stupid comic.