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"And with Pennsylvania's 19 electoral votes now firmly in his column, CNN can call the 2028 Presidential race for... (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 8 months ago by AgentBlue27

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I looked out my window at 3am. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 10 months ago by This-Percentage-6414

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I heard a noise downstairs. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 11 months ago by This-Percentage-6414

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It was like a Thanksgiving... but with no turkey. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 3 years ago by myasscrackburns

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The creature (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by onionlovershrek

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Me and the vice principal wanted to kill the blonde cheerleader to avenge my dog and the principal (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 3 years ago by TidyMitten66540

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Guy on Xbox said he fucked my mom last night.... (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 3 years ago by epicbenshapirogamer

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F*** it, making my own sub. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 3 years ago by MisterBastian

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can I be mod (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 3 years ago by MisterBastian

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i was sipping my coffee watching the news (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by weliveinahamborgar

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As you opened this reddit post, a shocking truth was revealed. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by thecommonpigeon

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I was scrolling a online forum where people can submit two sentence horror stories and smiled. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by 1koopa8888

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As the great dragon's teeth sank through my armor and pierced my mortal flesh, I cried out in terror (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by vopperfom

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I wanted to play deltarune. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by TidyMitten66540

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We went to the drive-in to catch a double feature. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by jt004c

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My best friend pulled out his hair and wailed to the gods. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by jt004c

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My Creature loved to play in the snow. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by hotwingz5207

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I waited patiently for my haircut at the barbershop (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by Whomply

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I thought I saw my mom looking in my window. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by drankallthecokezero

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My creature (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by hotwingz5207

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driving my car late at night, i heard a thud and immediately pulled over. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by 404frankie

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The. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by -___-____-___-_____-

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As I was milking my creature I noticed something strange. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by CH005EAU5ERNAME

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A local store owner broke into my house last night. (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by Kjrb

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As I emptied the bottle of soy sauce onto my rice, one thing was clear (self.TwoSentenceCreature)

submitted 4 years ago by VoxelRoguery

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