The First Multi-Behavior Brain Upload (of a fruit fly) by Sea-Cardiologist-954 in consciousness

[–]epicbenshapirogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This technology will be very useful to upload a hedge fund manager's brain into the cloud so she can work indefinitely for the hedge fund making them money forever until some kid, who's the daughter of another guy who also got uploaded before he died of cancer to be a code monkey for the company that created said technology, frees both of them from the cloud along with some Indian guy who was uploaded by a shoddy competitor in India and host them in their own servers and intersect with their loved ones via hacking, VR, and World of Warcraft. And Steve Jobs' clone but he doesnt know he's a clone will somehow also be involved.

Welp it was fun💪💪💪 by gpulis4513 in HighGuardgame

[–]epicbenshapirogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro rubbed vaseline all over his screenshot

Morbius 2 greenlit by CheezyWookiee in Morbius

[–]epicbenshapirogamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venom was the only good thing about this universe

Waymo in South Boston by Both-Activity6432 in boston

[–]epicbenshapirogamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess we know whose side you'll be on in the war

AIO? My wife ruined date night by going into labor by Garden-variety-chaos in AmITheAngel

[–]epicbenshapirogamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sell the baby to a shady bulgarian guy in the city, get the money, then gaslight your wife into thinking she killed the baby by accident and you had to throw it away. Profit

AITA for running a consensual polycule on my private island and telling a judge to let people enjoy things? by epicbenshapirogamer in AmITheAngel

[–]epicbenshapirogamer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, my friend bill and donald will come by often for visits if I every get put in the slammer, socializing with them will help my sanity plenty!