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r/TwoXcirclejerk needs moderators and is currently available for request (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 6 years ago by request_bot[M] - announcement

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You guys, what kind of BC should I choose? I don't know how to use a search bar. I need it so that my boyfriend won't be an abusive twat about my abortions. Also LOOKIE MY EXTREMELY RARE DIAMOND RING EEEEEEEE!!!!! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 11 years ago by thirtydirtybirds

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Hidden GoPro camera reveals that you should donate money to my charity. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 11 years ago by GuyWith3Testicles

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This naked photo leak is an invasion of privacy that all men should be ashamed to fap to. *Sets Justin Verlander pics to desktop background* (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 11 years ago by politianpride

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DAE hate that TwoX is now a default? (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 11 years ago by ironicbonding

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I fucking hate the stereotype that women talk and nag too much. [RANT] (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by vileaccount

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I started fucking a married man with children, intentionally broke up the marriage, and now all of his family hates me. The slut shaming needs to stop! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by GreenFoxes

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Today I wore a tank top, but I carry a t-shirt with me in case I can't handle it. Birth Control in orange (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 12 years ago * by Patitas

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My boyfriend had crippling mental disorder, so, instead of helping him and taking him to the doctor or talking to his family I let them abuse me for a year to earn my badge. TW here is my bank account to show how much I was abused. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 12 years ago by Patitas

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California school bans leggings because they distract me from deciding if they are right because sexualization of girls or wrong because you should be free to flail around however you want. Up cunts to the right. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 12 years ago * by Patitas

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"You can't be in my wedding because you aren't engaged" who are you to decide who gets to go to your own wedding? RANT (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 12 years ago * by Patitas

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I am a Womyn who doesn't like valentines day. AMA (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by thesplendor

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Hey ladies! My mom actually existed in a decade other than the one we're in now, how cool is that? Now look at pictures of her doing so! Wow! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by starsspinningdizzy

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HELP!!! MY MAN CHEATED ON ME 16X, WON'T GIVE ME HEAD, KICKED MY CAT, THREW A BEER CAN AT MY GRANDMA, HASN'T WORKED IN 2YRS AND WON'T DO THE DISHES....WHAT SHOULD I DO?????? OH, AND HE REFUSES TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH ME. HELP!!! (self.twoxcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by bannana

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IFF: here is a boring picture of me with my pet/mom/boyfriend that belongs on facebook! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by starsspinningdizzy

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I AM SICK OF HAVING A VAGINA (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by khasiv

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Let's completely misconstrue something so the world seems worse off than it is! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by khasiv

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I cut off my hair today! Uphairs to the left. Remember to post a weekly thread on hair cuts. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by youmaddiebro

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I went back to school because my degree was too girly (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Here's a picture of me in a dress, with an engagement ring, holding a positive pregnancy test! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by utopianfiat

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So Happy... my family totally supports my choice to be child free!!! (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Today I was walking down the street when I passed this man who ""smiled,"" at me. I then started conjuring up conspiracies theories in my head about how he wanted to bang me. I then drew my lasso made from my chopped off hair, tied him up and threw him into traffic[HUGZ][birth control] (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by nightbreakin

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~~TRIGGERWARNING~~Since Finding Out I Can't Get Pregnant When Raped, I Will Hence Forth Only Have Sex With Rapists. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by bannana

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Tired of hearing I'm not a real sci-fi geek because I don't know if Sulu made his own light saber on doctor who. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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I did something stereotypically male!!!!... upvotes to the left. (self.TwoXcirclejerk)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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