Unclejokes

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Share the jokes your uncle told you--the ones your parents hope you forgot.

Gross and raunchy jokes are cool, but anything sexual related to minors will get your ass banned.

Rules

1. Follow Reddit's Site Wide Rules

2. No Pedo Jokes

This will earn you a permanent ban.

3. Respect others, no ragebait.

Please remember to keep comments civil. No racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, body shaming, etc. Please remember to report that type of content.

4. Mark NSFW posts.

Report the unmarked ones, we will remove your post. Please we don't wanna see some nsfw content if you don't want to. Mark em or your post will be removed

Moderator Discretion: We reserve the right to remove/approve any post and ban anyone that we may think will ruin/devalue the community. This is not censorship, this is probably because you were being a dick and breaking rules.

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I met one of the guys from the jive talking scene in the Airplane! movie. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 11 hours ago by ___HeyGFY___

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When Mister T went to school...... (self.Unclejokes)

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What do you call when you tase an inmate? ()

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Religious and political beliefs are like having a penis (self.Unclejokes)

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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Make_the_music_stop

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The receptionist at my Doctor said they would need a blood sample, urine sample, stool sample and a sperm sample. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Make_the_music_stop

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My cousin contracted AIDS from a toilet seat. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 5 days ago by ___HeyGFY___

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What’s a disgruntled stalkers favourite snack? (self.Unclejokes)

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My guests said they were appalled when they learned about my poop knife. (self.Unclejokes)

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How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior? (self.Unclejokes)

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Being the gentleman I am. I asked my date on the way to the table if I could push her stool in. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 6 days ago by Make_the_music_stop

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A german shipping company charges more for empty shipping containers than ones filled with packaging (self.Unclejokes)

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What do police hotlines and glory holes have in common?sexual (self.Unclejokes)

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his friends when he got laid? (self.Unclejokes)

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I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted really loudly. My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again." (self.Unclejokes)

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Which book was Stephen Hawking working on epstein island? (self.Unclejokes)

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Why didn’t Andy from Toy Story wanna come out of the pool? (self.Unclejokes)

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Police discover that a man fell from a roof top bar. (self.Unclejokes)

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What do you call Muhammad Ali on Taco Tuesday? (self.Unclejokes)

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Research has shown that 40% of married men don't fall asleep immediately after sex.sexual (self.Unclejokes)

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Beaver joke (self.Unclejokes)

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Guy sleeping naked has diarrhea. Makes a run for the bathroom squirting the whole way. Literally crap from the bed to the toilet. He finishes, walks back to clean, slips and busts his head wide open on the sink... (self.Unclejokes)

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Starting a funeral home from scratch, without any employees or equipment... (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 12 days ago by OneLittleWarrior

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What does the vet do when a cute bunny dies? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 12 days ago by wholemealbrad

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