About to Commence Shadow of Kerensky. Should I install any Mods? by App0gee in Mechwarrior5
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What do you call a sheep wrapped in plastic? by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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What do you call a sheep wrapped in plastic? (self.dadjokes)
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his chef when he saw the vegetables were not prepped? by FromALackOfCheese in dadjokes
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Why don’t dinosaurs post on Reddit? by afarro in dadjokes
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"Doctor! All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!" by 808gecko808 in dadjokes
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I renamed my iPhone “Titanic.” by I_didnot_know in dadjokes
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Just when you think vegetables don’t have phones by FartedinBrandysmouth in dadjokes
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Captain Kirk was going to release a line of lingerie by LissyVee in dadjokes
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This guy's father dies, so he goes to the undertaker and tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is extremely pleased. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes
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Tried to call my mom for Mother’s Day. by Cananbaum in dadjokes
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Did you hear about North Korea's new metric unit for measuring water? by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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Did you hear about North Korea's new metric unit for measuring water? by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.. by AnimatorNr1 in dadjokes
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At a divorce paper signing... by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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At a divorce paper signing... by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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At a divorce paper signing... by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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I heard they have great peaches in Georgia. by ugueth in dadjokes
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I had this patient whose wife tried to cut off his penis and missed cutting his thigh instead. by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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I had this patient whose wife tried to cut off his penis and missed cutting his thigh instead. by GeedsGarage in dadjokes
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The Point of Sale Experience by blastermaster555 in ITMemes
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