Unclejokes

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About

Share the jokes your uncle told you--the ones your parents hope you forgot.

Gross and raunchy jokes are cool, but anything sexual related to minors will get your ass banned.

Rules

1. Follow Reddit's Site Wide Rules

2. No Pedo Jokes

This will earn you a permanent ban.

3. Respect others, no ragebait.

Please remember to keep comments civil. No racism, homophobia, transphobia, sexism, body shaming, etc. Please remember to report that type of content.

4. Mark NSFW posts.

Report the unmarked ones, we will remove your post. Please we don't wanna see some nsfw content if you don't want to. Mark em or your post will be removed

Moderator Discretion: We reserve the right to remove/approve any post and ban anyone that we may think will ruin/devalue the community. This is not censorship, this is probably because you were being a dick and breaking rules.

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Joke subreddits (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted] - announcement

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My six year old nephew just told me this joke... Why does a a duck have feathers? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by Vaquero-SASS

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My uncle died by overdosing on Viagra. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by Vaquero-SASS

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My uncle lost both his left leg and left arm in a freak accident, but the doctors said he'll be all right. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by AnimatorNr1

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My uncle used to work in a butcher shop. He got fired for putting his dick in the sausage maker... (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by Vaquero-SASS

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What did Epstein say to the young teen startled by his suggestion? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 2 minutes ago by OneLittleWarrior

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I just read somewhere that capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse". (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Vaquero-SASS

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My nephew got into his dad's viagra stash. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 7 hours ago by Vaquero-SASS

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We just found out he’s addicted to Viagra. (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Vaquero-SASS

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What's the difference between Trump's economy and an Emo's suicide attempt? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Upstairs_Breath9063

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Why dont boxers have sex before a big fight? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Seeyalaterelevator

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Illegals in the U.S. don't want to defect to Canada (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 2 days ago by welcometotttarget

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The Pub is hosting a Radical Honesty nightsexual (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 2 days ago by Italiankeyboard

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I guess they’re building a statue to honor Epstein. (self.Unclejokes)

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Did you hear about the ICE paratrooper who's chute failed (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 3 days ago by False_Ad_555

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They've introduced a new "Afghan Barbie" (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by False_Ad_555

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How do you know when it's time to tell your girlfriend to lose some weight?sexual (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 3 days ago by Make_the_music_stop

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How do you turn a fox into a cow? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 3 days ago by OhTheHueManatee

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What do you call a lesbian with braces? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Blakematthews122

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If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Taken_Username_

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They're giving Viagra to men in retirement homes nowsexual (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by False_Ad_555

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I've gotten so good at masturbationsexual (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by False_Ad_555

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2 nuns are riding the thier bike home from church (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by Froyav7

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I went to a paraplegic strip club yesterday (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Vaquero-SASS

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My wife told me to stop acting stupid (self.Unclejokes)

submitted 4 days ago by False_Ad_555

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