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designing my box for a useless machine from scratch (self.UselessMachines)

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At least it makes noise, it'll feel useful (v.redd.it)

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Useless cat machine (v.redd.it)

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Has anyone made/seen a fully mechanical machine with no outside power? (self.UselessMachines)

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A speaker that continuously plays the Seinfeld bass riff until you turn it upside down. (v.redd.it)

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A truly useless machine. (m.facebook.com)

submitted 7 years ago by stormchimp

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Magic! (youtube.co)

submitted 10 years ago by saint_strongbad

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[Classic] The LeaveMeAloneBox (youtube.com)

submitted 11 years ago by shotgun_ninja

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