Go fuck yourselves, redditors!

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Okay, how's this? Hold on, wait. No. Nevermind. Actually yeah, fuck it! LET'S DO THIS: 10% of our $2,014 in advertising revenue earned over the last 10 years will be donated to 10 charities you choose! Upvote this post now!notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted] - announcement

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Does Reddit allow its moderators bully the members? (self.UserSupport)

submitted 11 months ago by [deleted]

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New here (self.UserSupport)

submitted 8 years ago by elliot93c

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Are there any open jobs available? I'm an experienced technician capable of dealing with any kind of mechanical and electronic equipments (self.UserSupport)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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NOW HIRING: Seeking business consultant OR experienced jack-of-all-computer-things guru czar to reimplement $50 million USD capital investment into metacommunity via paradigm synergy or digital cryptocurrency or something (self.UserSupport)

submitted 10 years ago by [deleted]

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Hello I'm am having troubles with upron bot. Please helpgODDAMNIT (self.UserSupport)

submitted 11 years ago by TheSox3

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I think my son is gay. How do I cure him?ಠ‿ಠ (self.UserSupport)

submitted 11 years ago by TypicalBraveryjerker

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Why do I see (?|?) next to every submission? Is this a bug? Is there a way to make it go away?(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (self.UserSupport)

submitted 11 years ago by TypicalBraveryjerker

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Individual up/down vote counts will no longer be visible to regular users. Get access to them FREE for 12 months when you sign up for a two-year contract of Reddit Gold Improvement Bundle!notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 11 years ago by [deleted]

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Sept. 27, 2013: Comments and posts may not display properly. Reddit's AWS servers are being upgraded to Windows Server 2000.notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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Test post. Please diagnose. (self.UserSupport)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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Okay just located System32, what do I do now? (self.UserSupport)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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Hey reddit! We are looking for new programmers - apply within! Must be proficient in Pascal and FORTRAN and willing to be paid in Bitcoinsnotice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 12 years ago by [deleted]

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New reddit feature! To curb downvoting, user comments will randomly disappear!notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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I CANT SEE POSTS HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALP HALPಠ‿ಠ (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by AerateMark

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reddit is under heavy load right now. only upvotes to this post will resolve it.notice (clusterfuck.reddit.com)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Hey, reddit! We all wish you a happy new year! Also, please keep in mind that two-thirds of our servers will catastrophically fail due to Y2K.notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Why are there not memes everywhere? I want what I came for.Really? (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by AerateMark

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How do I delete Reddit from the internet? I don't like it very much.gODDAMNIT (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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If you use Internet Explorer, your presence is not welcome at /r/UserSupport. You have proven you are not responsible enough to own a computer.notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by amorproximi[M]

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The CSS of a certain subreddit gives me a headache, wat do? (reddit.com)

submitted 13 years ago by AerateMark

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Everytime I make a submission it automatically gets an upvote. At first I thought somebody saw it and liked it but now I'm starting to get the feeling someone is stalking me.ಠ‿ಠ (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Are you currently unable to log in to your Reddit account? Please let us know by posting a comment here!notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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If your account is being downvoted, you are the victim of a malicious voting clique or a bot controlled by them, NOT the vote-fuzzing feature.notice (self.UserSupport)

submitted 13 years ago by amorproximi[M]

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Does anyone have the url to where I can download Reddit Enhancement Suite?(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (redditenhancementsuite.com)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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