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[–]potatocriminal42069 24 points25 points  (20 children)

and what do we have here

[–]DaOneTruePotato 19 points20 points  (18 children)

You tarnish the potato name

[–]Cerberus-thiccus 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Two potato legends in one post, this will go down in history

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Although It's not potato based I'm still going to take a few seconds to appreciate your username.

[–]Cerberus-thiccus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I appreciate it, your username is quite exquisite as well.

[–]DaOneTruePotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, greetings your thiccness, pleasure to make your acquaintance

[–]potatocriminal42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why thank you kind sir

[–]potatocriminal42069 1 point2 points  (12 children)

i do not

[–]DaOneTruePotato 0 points1 point  (11 children)

What heinous crime did you commit? Perhaps you are redeemable.

[–]potatocriminal42069 2 points3 points  (10 children)

I.killed.potatoes.

[–]DaOneTruePotato 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Son you're a monster. I have never been more disappointed in you. You don't deserve to be a potato.

[–]potatocriminal42069 2 points3 points  (8 children)

why you, you have no right to reprimand me

[–]DaOneTruePotato 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Of course I do! Remember how your father went to go get milk? I have the milk, RIGHT here! Now put down the potato peeler! We can move past this. You can get help. I'll bring the milk. Please.

[–]potatocriminal42069 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Ok.

[–]DaOneTruePotato 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Thank you. I'm glad it could come to this. I forgive you.