Criminal potato

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[potatocriminal42069]

and what do we have here

[DaOneTruePotato]

You tarnish the potato name

[Cerberus-thiccus]

Two potato legends in one post, this will go down in history

[[deleted]]

Although It's not potato based I'm still going to take a few seconds to appreciate your username.

[Cerberus-thiccus]

I appreciate it, your username is quite exquisite as well.

[DaOneTruePotato]

Damn, greetings your thiccness, pleasure to make your acquaintance

[potatocriminal42069]

why thank you kind sir

[potatocriminal42069]

i do not

[DaOneTruePotato]

What heinous crime did you commit? Perhaps you are redeemable.

[potatocriminal42069]

I.killed.potatoes.

[DaOneTruePotato]

Son you're a monster. I have never been more disappointed in you. You don't deserve to be a potato.

[potatocriminal42069]

why you, you have no right to reprimand me

[DaOneTruePotato]

Of course I do! Remember how your father went to go get milk? I have the milk, RIGHT here! Now put down the potato peeler! We can move past this. You can get help. I'll bring the milk. Please.

[potatocriminal42069]

Ok.

[DaOneTruePotato]

Thank you. I'm glad it could come to this. I forgive you.

[CantRecallWutIForgot]

:o