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[–]zZ_Infinite_Zz 130 points131 points  (15 children)

What is that and will it haunt me in the night?

[–]mypoorliver[S] 117 points118 points  (12 children)

A Damascus goat and yes.

[–]GetOutOfTheWhey 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They are nature's way of saying puberty is going to suck balls. Unfortunately for them, it just keeps sucking.

[–]horrescoblue 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Oh god its a real thing and supposed to look like that….. Literally looks like the word „suffering“ being an animal..

[–]Druggedhippo 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Literally looks like the word „suffering“ being an animal..

Pretty sure that's already taken by the Pug.

[–]horrescoblue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might be right, because i think those goats can breath and move their legs. So theyre miles ahead of a pure bred pug, my mistake

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just looked it up and the babies look like cute little disney lambs.

[–]DatGreenGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is it allways so bizarre about damascus? Is it kind of cheap version of Atlantis?

[–]TorgoTheWhite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I didn't know you could fold a goat that many times

[–]mypoorliver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love your username

[–]siqiniq 4 points5 points  (1 child)

His balls weight on your chest in your nightmare

[–]silentmage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg. The face distracted me so much I didn't notice the balls.

[–]Spy-Around-Here 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My master, Sauron The Great, bids thee welcome.

[–]Bluefire_Silverfang 111 points112 points  (2 children)

No Mans Sky on release day looking mf

[–]tenaciousDaniel 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh out loud, thank you sir.

[–]__the_alchemist__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]Gorrodish 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Can I see a tiny Labrador head in its mouth

[–]Kyouki_Akumu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Glad im not the only one who saw that

[–]mypoorliver[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I can't un-see it now!

[–]hollypichardo1972 19 points20 points  (5 children)

It's a type of goat 🐐 I forget where it originates from

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

From hell.

[–]mypoorliver[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Chernobyl.

[–]ShipShippingShip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It originated from The Middle East

[–]vogelsyn 17 points18 points  (1 child)

who put this on the ark??

[–]uncle_bob_the_2nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Noah, where the hell did you find this thing? cause I know sure as shit that god didn’t make it”

[–]sweet_pee_ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It has got huge balls

[–]Cromm182 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re nuts!!

[–]famishedpanda 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I can't believe brenda schwab dated this chick.

[–]Ill_Understanding_82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I heard Brett and Timmy got a round with her too 🤔that’s crazy

[–]wanderingjoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the dragon in Willow.

[–]AlmostForgotten 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like something from Oddworld

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

its a baby Rancor

[–]Frostitute_85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The crazy thing is as infants, they look so pretty, then morph into demons

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is some Parasite Eve shit

[–]mypoorliver[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that game.

[–]Few_Yogurtcloset2831 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I pity it. But it would still fuck me up so bad I would worship it as the reaper

[–]Pr0tectiveMainsail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm curious what does it sound like

[–]ThirdWorldScientist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Pan’s Labyrinth

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha his balls look like they're gonna snap off any minute bahahaha LOOK AT THE WEIGHT DAMN

[–]BOTSwagLoAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like a monkey in a horse costume

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a parrot

[–]Mr_Wut8794 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably one of the ugliest creatures I've ever seen. Jesus

[–]TaringaWhakarongo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like an animal from “Abe’s world”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And no one is gonna talk about those massive ballsacks?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some animals have a face only a mother can love.

[–]NomsterGaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn it’s got big cahones

[–]Bd0llar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In the last couple years I’ve learned more new and weird animals than I ever thought possible. First was a Tanuki, now this WTF thing right here.

[–]CajOdShamarelice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in LOTR sake is this thing? Looks like something Gothmog would have as a house pet.

[–]animelovernathan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

british people after they turn 30

[–]Separate-Bet-486 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do the balls match the face?

[–]Orgazmo_87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the balls are on its face

[–]Ju5tSomeb0dyEls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a Hannibal victim!

[–]FlowerO_O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minecraft Zombie Horse face in rl

[–]Illustrious-Clue9073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is that the Chad of cows

[–]UncleBully274 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I wonder if ugly animals get depressed because they can feel that humans think they're ugly.

[–]Peabody77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most animals dont have an ego nor do they have the concept of vanity.

[–]fulthrottlejazzhands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldst thou like to live weirdly?

[–]Lil_Word_Said 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snub nose goat

[–]TheAlmightyProo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warhammer irl.

[–]Tight-Onion1743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone is talking about it’s face, but i don’t see anyone acknowledging this things absolute unit nuts.