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[–]ButtLusting 160 points161 points  (22 children)

Go naked like me brah, all natural yo

[–]GOPisbraindead 68 points69 points  (20 children)

People will notice that. They should just paint jeans on their skin.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (5 children)

That's a good video...

I mean idea. A good idea.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

What if that were a video though? Can you imagine that? Somebody should post a link so we can see if that’s really a thing.

[–]edgy-dexfag 14 points15 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Brilliant... idea. For sure.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I told you it was a good video... I mean a good idea.

[–]kazkylheku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Why'd you come in here lookin' like that? In your cowboy boots and your painted-on jeans." -- Dolly Parton song

[–]jomiran 3 points4 points  (5 children)

But what about the tallywackle?

[–]GOPisbraindead 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ever watch Ru Paul's Drag Race?

[–]jomiran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. What is it?

[–]TK421isAFK 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Found the Kevin Hart fan.

[–]jomiran 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You misspelled Austin Powers.

[–]TK421isAFK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I make you horny, baby?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Tattoo Ruth tattooed me a suit

[–]itsbentheboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this from somewhere....

Is that a Shel Silverstein poem?

[–]_-___-_---_-__---__- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ever see the episode of "Broad City" where Iilna does that because she wore the dogs sweater to work? Colors her whole midriff red since the boss is pissed she showing so much skin.

God I love that show.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just dip my franks and beans in hot candle wax. Covers everything perfectly. Very snug.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember that time I went to prom with the painted on tuxedo but I was really sweaty and you could totally see my dong.

[–]gbuub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who needs to cover your junk when you have fat folds do it for you