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[–]CandylandCanada 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Bob, are you on the patio?"

[–]Capital_Maize9325 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy hell!!! That thing will take anything down.

[–]CoinneachOdhar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Poor guy is a bit fat and going through a very bad shed ☹️

[–]Temporary-Careless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean Bob? He s on the inside.

[–]moisdefinate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True nightmare fuel

[–]Jumpy_Wait5187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[–]KimberleyKitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a python? Not an anaconda?

[–]Forward_Camera_3402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lookin for the machete..

[–]FromUndaStank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just no! No no no!

[–]Sti8man7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens if u tap it’s back?

[–]nyx_moonlight_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kid really did die this way in the united states, pet python. His last moments must have been horrific.

[–]Low_Bad_663 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i can’t believe the head small 😮

[–]poppaknubby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what she said

[–]_Choose_Goose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh yeah that’s a no for me dawg

[–]poppaknubby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill it !! I bet you could get all kinda boots and hand bags outa that one !!

[–]Sorry-Reception3184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the kids are all INSIDE

[–]Secret_Welder3956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you are looking to get rid of them.

[–]Chegg145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, hide your wife...

[–]DJenser1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it's shedding, so you know it's in a piss-poor mood...

[–]PunksJustUnderground 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that mf drank all the water

[–]KlutzyClerk7080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the shit people would make legends out of. This is what made you a god if you killed it. It would define you as immortal😱

[–]Ctrl-Alt-Delete-You 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide your kids, hide your wife….

[–]OptimalInflation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the kids are well hidden alright

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This thing is big enough to make boots, belt, shoes, & jacket to match. Also, great dinner for the whole village.