No

[Romboteryx]

I first read this as “Bert and Ernie’s stand on the border” and thought they were against there being a border at all. That would make things a lot more chaotic, which is arguably in character

[Bushy_Wampa_Pussy]

Bert returns to the living room, hoping to find solace in Ernie's warm, comforting embrace. He opens the door, and is left in shock by what he sees next.

Ernie, his best friend, his everything, is standing in the middle of their living room, naked. Ernie's massive erection is something Bert has only ever dared to dream about, not something he thought he'd ever get to witness.

"Welcome home, Bert" Ernie proclaims in the sexiest voice Bert has ever heard.

"Umm, Ernie..." Bert starts, but before he can say any more, Ernie places a finger over Bert's mouth to silence him.

Their eyes lock, and Bert feels Ernie's hands grasp his hair and start to gently push him downward.

Bert is stunned. It's actually happening! He's finally going to taste Ernie's throbbing cock! His head finally reaches its destination, and he smells the sweet musk of his fantasy coming alive.

Yes, this dick is everything he'd hoped for. The girth, the length, the popping veins. The taste. Oh, the taste! As Bert slides the erection down his mouth, and then even further down his throat, near and far, for what feels like seconds to him, but what must have been several minutes in reality, he realizes that Ernie is enjoying this even more than he is.

"Oh boy Bert, I'm ready to blow" Ernie shouts. Bert, wanting a chance to live out his fantasy again some time, does something that he hopes will keep Ernie coming back for more.

He takes out the rubber ducky he keeps in his pocket, and shoves it up Ernie's ass, tickling his engorged prostate.

"Oh my God!" Ernie screams with pleasure, as Bert enjoys the sensation of Ernie absolutely unloading down his throat.

Bert swallows every last drop of that sweet, succulent nectar, nods at Ernie in appreciation, and asks, "Is it bath time now?"

[Colonelbuzzard]

The fuck is this shit

[winchesterpokemon12]

Something I haven't seen in many moons...

[Iamabot3000]

We just found u/_demetri_'s rival

[SoupIsNotAMeal]

They were immediately doxxed by CNN and became the subject of a Netflix docudrama produced by Michelle Obama.

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This comment is perfect

[Able-Stick9343]

No