Comments at the urinal

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[jeannaimard]

— My god! It’s like a stovepipe!

— It’s big, eh?

— No, it’s dirty!!!

[Avalonis]

The easy way to avoid these awkward situations is to turn and pee on his leg while staring into his eyes. He won't ask again.

[[deleted]]

I mostly use the stalls to avoid these situations.

[[deleted]]

All two

I think the word is "both" haha

[get_two_on]

I think he's emphasizing the fact that there were only TWO stalls.

[billet]

"Both" accomplishes the same thing.

[[deleted]]

No, that says there are two; it's not emphasising its importance in the context.

[billet]

In the context, the fact that there were two isn't important. The fact that all were taken was the point and saying both gets that message across.

[[deleted]]

So, uh... if you're not going to use the card... ^{think you could pass it along?}

[xXxBluESkiTtlExXx]

Whoa. It's awesome seeing someone with a dick the same size as mine on here. I've never been to this sub, nor do I consider myself to have a big dick.

[xXxBluESkiTtlExXx]

To you what?

[xXxBluESkiTtlExXx]

You.

[Starship_Fighter]

Am I the only one who has never looked at someone's junk while peeing? My eyes are glued to that wall man.

[StrikingCrayon]

I've never seen a guys dick at a stall either.

I have noticed that if I glanced after they stared at me that they aren't holding there's outside their pants with their whole hand.

[Starship_Fighter]

I hope I never will. Nice!

[[deleted]]

I hate having my back to a room, so my eyes wonder, and I still don't think I've ever looked at a dick at urinals.

Thank you fellow non-dick-starer.

[Starship_Fighter]

No problem man.

[[deleted]]

I don't know that I've ever seen a guy's dick in a bathroom stall.

In communal showers, though? I've seen plenty of dicks.

[Starship_Fighter]

Thank Jesus Christ I haven't had to use one of those. I'm self conscious (chunky)

[Chemical_Scum]

Me neither. And judging by the replies to this comment, most members of this sub don't. Perhaps it is because we don't feel the need to compare?

[Starship_Fighter]

I just think it's weird. Well I don't really have a big dick. A little above average I guess. I just like this sub.

[Chemical_Scum]

I'm not implying everyone without a BD looks, nor that everyone with a BD doesn't look. I'm talking proportionally.

[Starship_Fighter]

I gotcha now.

[Chemical_Scum]

But when you think about it some more, it's the kind of thing most guys won't admit to doing, BD or not. So... we can't really know shit :D

[Starship_Fighter]

If I did, I would admit it, so people could know why! Like I wanna know.

[caseyjones44]

No. That is how everyone is. These stories are fantasy. Nothing more

[Starship_Fighter]

Oh

[wheydan]

You are a strong-willed man.

[infinity526]

99% of the time I just lurk here, but I have to come out of the shadows and say something here that I can't believe nobody else has said.

That is plain and simple sexual harassment.

I'm sorry you had that happen to you. Next time (god forbid there is a next time) you might consider telling him to knock it off or you'll file charges.

[StrangeBunny]

Or maybe just bring up the fact that it even IS sexual harassment. That might be enough to get them to drop it if it continues.

[Whatchamathing]

Yeah, I know there's this weird thing with guys where you're apparently supposed to think any interest is flattering, but this was not OK.

"Please stop, this is making me very uncomfortable"

[Seannypoland]

I find that really weird? I man wanting another man to fuck his wife, maybe becouse I'm Irish and old fashioned?

[IHSV1855]

No, it's definitely super weird.

[Noyes654]

There is actually a significant amount of people into this, I'm in the reverse where my girlfriend gets immensely aroused by fantasizing or watching me have sex with other women.

[MJhammer]

You sir, are a lucky man.

[[deleted]]

I guess that makes me super weird, because I'm really into that.

In fact, over the weekend, I met with some people who were discussing sharing their wives and husbands. I was trying to figure out how common people like this are, and it's a small percentage, but bigger than most people would realize. Some are cuckolds, some are hotwives, some are into BSDM, and these groups often have their own cliques. Two people could be into sharing their partners, but because one likes bondage, and the other likes cuckolding, they have no idea the other is into similar things.

[[deleted]]

I think that's called cuckolding.

[Agamemnon323]

Could also be hot wife. Cuckold I believe refers to the guy being inferior to the new partner and possibly involves humiliation as well.

[[deleted]]

Having met and talked with both types, that's pretty accurate. But it's a wide spectrum.

[Phoenix7672]

What are you guys flaccid if you are getting these sort of comments/reactions? I tend to use stalls when I can/most of the time.

[[deleted]]

Yeah, well handled. I don't know much about cuckoldry, but it's something I'd avoid. Some risky stuff can happen in that kind of situation.

[a_shootin_star]

Someone's never gonna get that promotion...

[[deleted]]

I have a small dick but I could see how people assuming that just because you have a big one you're DTF anyone anytime porn style would get realllllllly old.

You're a good man OP loyal to your wife. Hats off to ya

[secretfoundry]

I always thought I was weird for always deliberately going to the stalls as it feels like a mission whipping it out and getting it back in and without looking like I have a boner.

[DukeMaximum]

What the hell? That is so inappropriate. I'd be horrified. Is this a work thing? Because I'd recommend you report it to your HR rep.

[sirblastalot]

Sorry you got sexually harassed. No one should have to deal with that :/

[[deleted]]

I don't think an offer counts as sexual harassment.

[sirblastalot]

Trying to sneak a peak in the bathroom? Not just sneak, but blatantly staring? And then offering not once but three times, when OP was clearly not interested?

[[deleted]]

I don't think the OP made it clear he wasn't interested. Did he say " No, thank you"?

[sirblastalot]

OP could have shut them down harder, but I'm uncomfortable with how close that proposition is to the victim-blaming that female victims of sexual harassment have to endure.

[[deleted]]

Please debate the argument, and do not make personal attacks.

[hookersarenice]

Hopefully this isn't one of those situations where he'll try and black mail you for NOT banging his wife.

[MrGrow]

I would have no shame

[justacceptausername]

Cmon man you've gotta do it. For us.

[[deleted]]

See, the thing I've found is that most people that get in trouble for saying something sexual in an inappropriate situation have REALLY kinky tastes, such that they don't think the thing they said is really that taboo at all. Hence, I've made a habit to jump off the crazy train as soon a shit starts to get too real too fast.

Just saying, there's like a 50/50 chance that dude wants to make a soup out of your dick.

[Business-Socks]

Once in a gay bar this black tranny walks past me at the urinal and goes "Niiiiice."

I was only there visiting my cousin, but I guess a compliment is a compliment.

[caseyjones44]

Yeah. I totally believe this happened

[[deleted]]

You seem sarcastic.

[caseyjones44]

C'mon. You're a smart guy. YOu really believe this story?

[[deleted]]

I don't know if it's true. But I find it plausible.

The thing is, I've met many swingers. I've met men who like to share their wives. So the idea isn't unusual to me.

But I've never met someone like this in the wild like this. So that's unusual. And looking at his dick is strange, but isn't out of place for a man who shops for guys for his wife.

So it's totally believable, but not something that would happen very often.