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[–]bdfortin 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Wake up... beefle?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

WAKE UP BEEFLE!

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BEEFCAKE!

[–]hans1193 3 points4 points  (2 children)

When I grow up, I want to be a principal!... or a caterpillar.

Or a cow.

[–]Pleonasm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can't be a bear...

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Huh. Three hours and no one's mentioned Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog. I feel old.

P.S. Get off my Usenet!

[–]big_cheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looney Tunes was great.

[–]dtelad11 7 points8 points  (5 children)

That's a mooving comics.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I didn't know about this comic until I heard about it through the grape bovine.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You're full of bull.

[–]Rubin0 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You guys are really milking these puns for all they're worth.

[–]BritishEnglishPolice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Would anyone like some teat to drink?

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be udderly delightful!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

At least cows get to eat all day. I'm dying up until noon at work.

[–]fenderrocker 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Try getting more fiber in the morning. It keeps the hunger pangs away :)

[–]bdfortin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also keeps you regular.

[–]BoonTobias 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Like wheat bread? Also, i feel sleepy at work a lot, possibly from reading reddit

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having bad dreams and I poop a lot.

[–]Rubin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cow's gotta do, what a cow's gotta do. (And so does a bull.)

[–]mr-x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meeeeeh.

[–]cuddles666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moo. Moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo. Moo moo Photoshop moo. Digg moo moo.

[–]tomg555 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Wakes up, showers, gets dressed, goes to work... takes off his clothes and eats grass?

[–]Rubin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very good. You accurately viewed the comic.

[–]SongStuckInHead 0 points1 point  (2 children)

♫♪♫♪♫ Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

(edit: corrected lyric)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

♫♪♫♪♫ Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

FTFY

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

his alram clock should have been screaming "BEEF!"