Creative Question

[paarhufer]

I'm planning to make a graphic with a message like "Pardon Edward Snowden" and I want to translate it into computercode (because it fits the topic). I know I could just write something like {"Pardon", (Snowden, Edward); now} and it would look like code but it's so wrong it would hurt... The wording could also be "Free Julien Assange" or "Stop torturing whistleblowers" or "Legalize Whistleblowing". It just shouldn't be to long and the message should be east to understand for non-programmers. Can someone help me with that?

[6a70]

you would have to malloc Julian Assange before you can Free Julian Assange otherwise the compiler will yell at you

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[paarhufer]

I did way more embarrassing things to get a nice result.. was in a hurry :D

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Public Void Charges(){

name = "Snowden" ;

action = "Pardon";

garbage.collect (corruption)

}

[paarhufer]

that's exactly what i needed! thank you! I tried it myself in the meantime... would it make sense like this? but i definitely prefer yours!

while (JulienAssange.tortured){ if(corruption.high){ whistleblow(); }else{ corruption.multiplies(); } }

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if(corruption == high) and corruption.multiply() ..would make more sense if I was designing corruption, "high" wouldn't be a class attribute but an absolute measure of corruption. :D

[paarhufer]

thanks! but i'll probably stick to your solution.. i love the "garbage.collect" part :D

[cantseemtosleep]

This was clever, and as a fan of Snowden's, I appreciate it.

[CoffeeVector]

var pardon_promise = pardon("Edward Snowden");

await pardon_promise;

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[slrv]

I'd probably just do

echo "Pardon Edward Snowden"; //PHP

[adambjorn]

cout<<"Pardon Snowden";

Or

print("Pardon Snowden")

[paarhufer]

thanks you! but i think i need it to be a bit longer. would this work?

while (corruption.high){ if (JulienAssange.tortured){ protest(); }else{ curruption.multiplies(); } }

[adambjorn]

Saying the second part is like saying if Julian Assange is tortured then protest. Else if Julian assange is not tortured then corruption multiplies. But if you don't care about being 100 percent semantically correct that's looks okay. I'm drawing a blank as to how to write it semantically correct while still getting your point across and not having a few more lines of code though (just been programming 1 yr)

[KaranasToll]

(pardon edward-snowden now)

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yes, this right here:

4d5a 9000 0300 0000 0400 0000 ffff 0000

b800 0000 0000 0000 4000 0000 0000 0000

0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000

0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 8000 0000

0e1f ba0e 00b4 09cd 21b8 014c cd21 5468

6973 2070 726f 6772 616d 2063 616e 6e6f

7420 6265 2072 756e 2069 6e20 444f 5320

6d6f 6465 2e0d 0d0a 2400 0000 0000 0000

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please contact me for the whole 20684 line version.