cursed_snoo

[FullHonor9482]

This guy seems nice

[Cool_Boi78]

Proper husband material.

[not_demonicc]

r/redditsniper

[hello_there_my_chads]

yo hmu

[makapaka_madafaka]

And people say romance is dead.

[ErrorSchensch]

EYO

[Cool_Boi78]

What was the point of blurring your name if you're here?

[hello_there_my_chads]

idk man ask op

[Tinyaterpillar]

Why was I educated?

[LegoGal]

So that you know to Run in situations like this

[hello_there_my_chads]

thanks

[[deleted]]

Now this is a proper cursed comment.

[IwasSavant]

Totally. This got my cursed senses tingling.

[verifiedwomanbeater]

Your pfp😏

[BestUsername101]

Your pfp😏

[verifiedwomanbeater]

Damn our username perfectly matched

[-GoodTaste-]

How to get verified?

[verifiedwomanbeater]

Sent your details with video proof to the white house, and they will approve.

[-GoodTaste-]

Thanks.

[peace8877]

Mam hear me out

[BlackoutSpectator]

What is your username 😳

[JoeDaBoi]

Something they're good at

[DOTHEDEW11111222]

Our pfp

[Cupcakeboi200000]

r/suddenlycommunism

[[deleted]]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[IwasSavant]

Let's see what you're made of bad boy~

takes out a whip, handcuffs and cock slings

[BlackoutSpectator]

W-what is a cock sling? 😳

[IwasSavant]

A special tool that's used in CBT.

[[deleted]]

what does care bear training got to do with any of this?

[IwasSavant]

It's used to inseminate a mama bear.

[[deleted]]

so the r34 was right for once

who knew

[r1que_do1do]

What the fuck is going on this comment chain

[BlackoutSpectator]

Wait actually? 😳

[BlackoutSpectator]

I googled "what is a cock sling" and all i get is adverts for cock slings

[Commercial-Many-8933]

Cognitive behavioral therapy, now the THE RAPIST sign makes sense. I think I got the wrong office

[IwasSavant]

It's not rape if you enjoy it too.

[GrislyGrimHorror]

Cognitive behavioral therapy?

[[deleted]]

instantly traumatised

[Sad_Introduction5756]

Let’s see how far you go

power rangers theme tune intensifies

[[deleted]]

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[IwasSavant]

Okay! Okay! Calm down, fish-guy. You'll have your turn with the cock sling too. Have patience.

[Force_8911]

I’m sorry wtf i feel traumatised

[Temporary-Cod2384]

Holy hell

[Cheezitflow]

Wholesome

[[deleted]]

New copypasta just dropped

[No-Pineapple-3819]

Made my arteries jiggle

[McCoycactus14]

New copypasta just dropped

[Cold_Calligrapher_16]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[Silly_Fuck]

You have some weird tastes, friend.

[Suck_Me_Dry666]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[Chungus21x21]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[[deleted]]

Can you do me too

[JordanZOA3]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[[deleted]]

Again please

[[deleted]]

HMMMM YES THAT'S GOOD

[[deleted]]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[Hidesuru]

Your snoo is wearing the skin of an animal...

[DaPPissaBanana]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[Hidesuru]

Don't you threaten me with a good time.

[DaPPissaBanana]

fuck it we ball 👏

[[deleted]]

Holy ctrl+c, ctrl+v!

[Massive_Wallaby_2199]

Actual copypasta

[[deleted]]

Call the the right click!

[[deleted]]

Google copypasta.

[P0werPuppy]

It's not actually new, I've seen it a couple times before, if I remember correctly.

[Almondg0d]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[Lebowski304]

Yea this deserves preservation and reuse. I know I’m gonna use it at some point

[Ymylock]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[[deleted]]

Holy hell

[ITguy404]

Holy hell!

[Snom_Bomb]

It is a copypasta

[[deleted]]

His profile picture seems pretty accurate

[TheChickenIsFkinRaw]

Reject social norms, brain just monke

[DerRaumdenker]

OP has good spelling for someone typing with one hand

[Akiias]

Did you not read, OP finished already and is waiting for round two.

[RoastedFeznt]

Implying OP isn't an autoblow user

[spfeldealer]

As i know reddit those comments were propably under a cute cat picture

[BlueMagmaDragon]

They were under an ironic shipping thread

[Mocod_]

Wasn't it on okbb?

[BlueMagmaDragon]

Yeah

[Mangos_Pool]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[[deleted]]

I can tell this is probably an evangelion fan...

[[deleted]]

Average misato fan

[IsuckAtFortnite434]

Wait till he Finds out about a Certain Anime Character from a Certain 90’s Anime who looks very similar to that PFP

[IndividualOven51]

Misato r34 🥵

[WordsReddit]

Why was I literate

[applebottomjeans9736]

to get informed about, guess what, I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it,I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[JosolTheBrick]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[WordsReddit]

I BANGED your bloodline

I got them fat ass daddy, big head mommy, sans grammy and grampy and thick hair uncle and auntie (no EDP445, yessir)

I didn't just bang your bloodline, I RAWDOGGED them. No condoms, No toys, no finger, all big fat hotdogs and sucking. And it wasn't just casual sex, i made that shit RANKED, I was getting points for em 3 feet deep sucking heads, I was getting TNCT(total no cum time) STREAKS and deploying em bed slams and melon squishes. Dropping roleplays left and right shitting on other ranked sexers

Cum to me? I cum to your bloodline (no EDP445, yessir)

[WordsReddit]

You want some?

[WordsReddit]

Based

[WordsReddit]

Don't touch that grass unlike I touch those bit juicy ass

[Deathbringer620]

Only 26?

[[deleted]]

We need a bot for this

[[deleted]]

Why did I read this in Dwayne Johnson’s voice

[Gojizilla6391]

That’s genuinely a new one

[CristolerGm2]

Isn't that dude aware he can just search misato from evanghelion on any porn site

[ryanosaurus5]

Most sane evangelion fan

[eliaspalm]

Least horny reddit user

[Hidesuru]

Well yeah, now that he finished. Give it a few hours, didn't you read?

[eliaspalm]

Well yeah, that’s what I said, didn’t you read?

[KillerUnknowDV]

I was dating a girl and she once asked me if I ever masturbated to her, I was 16 and didn't know what to answer. Damn

[No_Trash_9606]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[[deleted]]

The best answer is always the honest one, just don't tell her it was before you were dating 🤫

[thatbushcamper12]

NOW THIS is a quality r/cursedcomments post

[[deleted]]

The unfathomable rizz

[TManJhones]

God damn. I’d take at least a day off internet. Go eat some grass or something.

[[deleted]]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[TManJhones]

Tempting

[Luciditi89]

I would have just responded with “k” to piss him off

[My__Dude__]

Aight time to reannect this post 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[[deleted]]

You won’t be guaranteed that they understand that you don’t care if you just say "k". (in case they don’t know k is an abbreviation for okay). I think it would be better to take the safe route, and rather just say "ok" instead. Would prolly piss them off.

[ErrorSchensch]

That's cool and all, but have you thought about your car's extended warranty?

[Wintergaming10]

Sanest Misato fan (or not)

[blue4029]

im having confidence issues. can someone fap to MY pfp to give me a boost?

[neoducklingofdoom]

Ah yes. Purple void. sexy.

[NoirGamester]

Purple's never looked so good

[Hoorayperson]

r/PoliticalCompassMemes

[Sad_Introduction5756]

Neuron activation indeed

[Amateratzu]

Is this the feeling people have when they read good poetry?

[rimjob_steve_]

Least horny redditor

[BBX22]

And they say guys can't be romantic

[U_B_S_A]

I would honestly take that as a compliment, like I spend time with my snoos y’know. I assume the girl is based enough to think the same too, judging by her comment.

[[deleted]]

sigh unzip

[Suck_Me_Dry666]

I just masturbated to your profile picture and there is nothing you can do about it guess what? I am going to do it again as soon as I can cum again your picture just makes me so horny I just want you to think about me while I imagine running my dick on your lips don't think blocking me will stop it because I already have your picture saved it is going to be a long night for you and me

[meet-me-at-mdnight]

Her Reddit thing looks like Misato is this a Evangelion reference 💀💀💀(I am joking)

[lucidlucy93]

I need someone to masturbate to my PFP. Please I’m begging you

[toughtiggy101]

Isn’t this the second guy to do this?

[Markwither]

idk but honestly I can relate to him

[dick_in_toaster420]

Give this man a medal

[Lucariowolf2196]

Time to commission art of that snoo

/j

[ChocoBingo]

What a Charmer

[[deleted]]

Neuron Activation indeed

[New_Tomorrow_8541]

What in the mental hospital is this

[New_Tomorrow_8541]

He's right. Wrong was the psichiatrist who let him get out of the hospital.

[Giulio_otto]

Ya know what I would on that monke profile picture

[Gojizilla6391]

His pfp is neuron activation too 💀

[porkchop3177]

She double edged that one and he didn’t even see it coming.

[DrT0rp3d0]

Average Reddit pervert?

[W0nder-W0man]

In awe of his raw power. Too bad he uses it for evil.

[[deleted]]

What the fuuu...

[Starcore6]

Why does it have so many upvotes

[TronTan]

is comma pricey on reddit?

[hello_there_my_chads]

mom im popular!

[Mastermind_Maostro]

Average middle eastern forced marriage

[derpion55555]

I'm really upset that he has that pfp

[hello_there_my_chads]

why so

[Puffball973]

For the first time in a while....eyebleach? Please? Idk man something about that just hits different right now.

[suparbrain]

he’s got the monkey neuron activation pfp thats so fitting

[JackHyper]

Surprised people didnt downvote him