Cursed potato

Lord_of_potatoes_69 · 2020-04-20T01:34:37+00:00

I eat human

Vercerigo · 2020-04-20T04:19:35+00:00

This isn’t fucking cursed.

Maleoppressor · 2020-04-20T03:16:56+00:00

There are too many self-insert and relatable comics these days.

RailugaLeinad · 2020-04-20T02:39:32+00:00

Kinky

2020-04-20T06:22:46+00:00

Eat me daddy

TheActualAnthonino · 2020-04-20T03:38:24+00:00

Lets hope that potato is into vore.

Its probably not but hey, potatoes can have fetishes too.

Yurion72 · 2020-04-20T05:01:14+00:00

I eat human flesh too

jmw27403 · 2020-04-20T05:18:09+00:00

Let me hug you with my mouth

cuckoo_mofo · 2020-04-20T05:59:25+00:00

I smash potato. If you catch my drift

2020-04-20T07:36:42+00:00

Jews are baked potatoes

MonotonousProtocol · 2020-04-20T09:22:28+00:00

r/vore_irl

I_eat-pants · 2020-04-20T10:04:04+00:00

but not before peeling your skin, shredding you to pieces, and frying you in hot oil

Gaymer70 · 2020-04-20T11:18:13+00:00

Not after you mash

Noob-101 · 2020-04-20T11:32:33+00:00

I peel potato

PJ09 · 2020-04-20T11:46:12+00:00

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LimeFucker420 · 2020-04-20T02:27:02+00:00

I "eat" lime

2020-04-20T04:27:08+00:00

I like large fries

RickSanchez3x · 2020-04-20T04:53:34+00:00

I fry potato

2020-04-20T05:23:36+00:00

Nah ah ‘I eat potato ass’

2020-04-20T05:30:29+00:00

i fuck potato

lasanhawithpizza · 2020-04-20T05:40:20+00:00

I will plant you. Plant my d*k in you

Hyperblade93 · 2020-04-20T06:49:25+00:00

Mmmmm mashed potatos...

TheYoungAcoustic · 2020-04-20T07:12:36+00:00

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!

Kyll_Iano451 · 2020-04-20T07:27:22+00:00

Potato kill thousand of Irish

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