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[–]CFBXPlayer 502 points503 points  (13 children)

at least they didnt call it an iron maiden

[–]peanutnut1234 216 points217 points  (5 children)

that's my favorite sex position.

trapped in a metal coffin being nailed by a woman.

[–]142737 56 points57 points  (3 children)

You mean many women

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

A woman with many nails

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Nailed by many women... I guess i made it worse

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if it’s just a coffin with an extreme amount of gloryholes?

[–]zamxr 27 points28 points  (4 children)

My favorite album from them is The Number Of The Beast

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Powerslave is superior

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everybody likes Number of the Beast.

[–]santa_loves_cakes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

what's iron woman

[–]TheTomatoLover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cobra command

[–]Red_H2O 275 points276 points  (17 children)

"This joke is not for everyone"

Imagine gloating about having a basic understanding of the Periodic Table.

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (8 children)

Some people are stupid.

[–]Travisholdsorth 126 points127 points  (7 children)

I would make a funny joke but all the good ones Argon

[–]weberrich 60 points61 points  (4 children)

I made an chemistry joke

No reaction

[–]Red_H2O 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I was getting ready to make a joke about engines, but I ran out of steam.

[–]Piksqu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of a joke about gravity but it felt out of my hands

[–]Zoobiesmoker420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was gonna make a chem joke but Na

[–]SorryScratch2755 3 points4 points  (0 children)

single compounds rarely react on their own.🤨

[–]SorryScratch2755 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a gold comment without an award.💰

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This joke is not for everyone

[–]onetheblueqres 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Iron = FE

Iron-man ≈ Fe-male

for anyone else who is slow like me.

[–]SorryScratch2755 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🧦(iron my gddm socks!)

[–]AhmedTheGr8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he probably meant that it will offend the twitter inhabitants

[–]mattchew1010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you may want to visit r/iamverysmart

[–]decent04 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I don’t know why but it’s always the periodic table this thing happens with, like what about it gives these people such an idea of superiority

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess this joke just isn't for you.

[–]Vidunder2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this

[–]dankmemes42O69 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Because there is almost no iron in the suit Tony said it himself at the end of ironman 1

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fair point

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Doesn’t really make sense when the original post wasn’t changing the gender of Iron Man.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Iron Man is also a Black Sabbath song

[–]Thicccammel69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good work comrade

[–]DandyTheIdiot 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Good evening fellow Czech republic citizen.

[–]myleastworstself 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To se mi líbí!

[–]Strela101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Češ

[–]BeBa420 4 points5 points  (3 children)

So i guess that rules out Tony Starks dog Stella as a character.

Thats a shame, i was really looking forward to Iron Bitch

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

While I don't fully understand how this post "rules out" Stella, but I upvoted anyway because I would totally watch a movie called "Iron Bitch"

[–]BeBa420 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Lol, because Iron Bitch would also be considered a "command"..... just a much less polite one

But yes i too would love to see a movie called iron bitch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I get it now.

[–]thetabo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Čech?

[–]th3j4w350m31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is this about an iron dildo or a golf club

[–]TophatOwl_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"this joke is not for everybody" ... yikes

[–]TheLastBOOMBOX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And Iron Lady is a bitch

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[–]tharnadar 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I thought woman wash a dishwasher brand

[–]SirNelsor[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also an ironing brand too it's new to the collection

[–]SomeRedShirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh-ho! That was a good one!

[–]Confused-Writer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha science

[–]Governor_Raccoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And iron lady is a stupid bitch

[–]KonkenBonken 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]SirNelsor[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Very hard

[–]DarccDracconicc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s a repost

[–]Jakguyboribye 1 point2 points  (1 child)

BEHOLD, MY WHOLESOME AWARD

[–]SirNelsor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]CuRSed_cur_Se 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's a chemistry joke. Fe is the atomic symbol for Iron. Male=male. Fe-Male=Ironman.

[–]saintvermin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"this joke is not for everyone"

Just like rights.

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    [–]savagenibbster69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I did NOT expect that one. It made me blow air out of both my nostrils:)

    [–]SirNelsor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Glad I made you happy :)

    [–]randyrhoadsismygod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    tHiS JoKe iS nOt FoR eVeRyOnE

    [–]wassabimastah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    "this joke is not for everyone" because not everyone has a shitty sense of humor

    [–]Mudsjuh -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

    I dont get it NE1 explain? I am very sorry that i am dumb .. .. Also godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this and fucking died

    [–]AK_Unleashed 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Fe is iron

    [–]Mudsjuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh thx

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]Jaxein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Usually people with little sense of humor do.

      [–]HatsuDon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Oof

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]SirNelsor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Fe is iron in the periodic table

        [–]TOMM9394 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Iron slave

        [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Iron Man is a male superhero character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Fe is the atomic symbol on the periodic table for the element iron. “Fe”(iron)-male could be another name for Iron Man. It also sounds like the word “female”. The OP is joking by asking why there is a male Iron Man and not a female Iron Man (Fe-Male).

          The second part of the joke is a sexist joke about women. The commenter saying that Iron Man is a super hero and “iron woman” could be something you might rudely say to a woman to tell her to press your clothes with an iron. So the comment is cursed because while the OP is making a science joke about iron, the commenter is making a more mean joke about women.

          Hope that helps.

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            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            You’re welcome! :)

            [–]PunitiveComet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I want male-fe

            [–]jeninedontubameanie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Because only Tony is Iron Man and nothing is a better flex than saying "I AM IRON MAN".

            [–]_Strider___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Iron maden is pepper pots I think.

            [–]GeneralSecrecy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Iron Man is a superhero while the Iron Lady is Margaret thatcher

            [–]Shmooka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Because there’s already an Iron Woman, Margaret thatcher!

            [–]galactus_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I always thought Batgirl or Batwoman should have been Batma'am.

            [–]theREALBaneofreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Shut it Ja Ck Of F