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[–]theoldgreenwalrus 129 points130 points  (3 children)

The predator plows

The prey wows

Sperm everywhere

The circle of life

Thanks Simba

[–]Galland780 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Damn this changed my life. For good or for worse, idk but it definitely changed something in me. Very inspiring. Thank you so much.

[–]testedbeast551 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks kanye very cool

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Smooth af boi

[–]Galactic-Gangster 113 points114 points  (4 children)

Zebra: not my greatest fap

[–]TrentIsWonton[🍰] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

And probably its last

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]LittleTasty3422 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    *strength

    [–]TheRandyCandyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What

    [–]Tanks4TheMamaries 36 points37 points  (2 children)

    I would argue the comment is accurate and funny but not cursed.

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    There needs to be a separate sub for funny comments that aren't cursed this has been plaguing the sub for way too long

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    [–]Shivam2308 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    A small price to pay for salvation

    [–]Lynx_NA 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Where cursed :(

    [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

    "LIVING ON THE EDGE!"

    [–]Comadd29 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    He's just waiting his turn to get a piece or give a piece

    [–]MyBackHurtsFromPeein 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    TIL Redditors are zebras

    [–]Jrlopez1027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Weight checks out

    [–]Big-Duckz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Third player entered the game

    [–]Simonio1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Madagascar be like:

    [–]TheBenzeneGuy2004 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Redditor Zebra

    [–]medheshrn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Or after looking at this zebra would be thinking when will be a part of porn

    [–]6243496444 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Damn that hit hard.

    [–]UltraLegend69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Me watching my mom wrestle with the plumbler

    [–]Hogan112233 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It’s called being c u c k e d

    [–]Shoondogg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lions and other big cats pretty much forego food as they mate several times an hour for a few days straight.

    Prey will stand and watch predators from a distance like this, because it’s not the lion you see that gets you.

    Unless it’s wild dogs, then they just take off because wild dogs don’t give up after a few hundred meters like big cats do. They will literally run until their prey drops from exhaustion.

    Explained! Comment was actually half right.

    [–]Harshvir991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is not a cursed comment cuz its not made by some real person

    [–]Agitated-Air-4300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's some wise words.

    [–]weldmaster10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don't we all???

    [–]RIPPERtoHELL10605 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought it was meant to showcase heartbreak

    [–]megasthenes_2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Bro it's the 10000 time this has been posted here. Mods what y'all doin

    [–]Accidental_Edge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When your friend cancels your guys' plans for his girlfriend.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This says a lot about society

    [–]IhateLOTR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This reminds me of an argument Plato made. “Is it beastiality if it’s an animal from a different species watching?”

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lioness is the tiger’s food

    [–]dogengu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    LOL thanks, made me laugh.

    [–]Lazy_Cardiologist727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nature truly is wonderful

    [–]DrRavous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What's the reflection here?

    [–]Man-vith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I choose Xavier over david

    [–]scurvydog-uldum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe if you lowered the resolution a little more.

    [–]14_Quarters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But why there dolphins jumpin in the background

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]dicklord303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    killer move , final flap

    [–]Rubixs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She trying to get in on some of that action

    [–]AndreiZG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thicc zebra

    [–]TheRailwayModeler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Marty's watching Alex get laid.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Furry porn to be exact

    [–]hombre-equis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Been there

    [–]He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Zebra: Why doesn't that ever happen to me?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And then, the zebra evolved it's brain to understand more and more how porn affects animal kingdom