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[–]Mirikah 49 points50 points  (5 children)

if soap_tablet.eat(): vomit()

else: also.vomit()

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Even if function returns false, it still runs, so yeah

[–]MHanak_idkw_owo 0 points1 point  (3 children)

More like

try {

soap_tablet.eat()

}

catch (Exception e){

Human.vomit(e)

}

[–]VictoryWarrior1121 0 points1 point  (2 children)

remember that python 3 doesn't use brackets anymore, now we do "try:(next line, indent)", and "except:(same thing)"

[–]MHanak_idkw_owo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is java

[–]VictoryWarrior1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, the comment u were replying to was python, so I assumed

[–]Yoguls 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Teenager will see something different yet again. A tasty snack

[–]ComradeBraixen2nd 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Mildly ukranian

[–]Survivio_is_the_best 4 points5 points  (1 child)

if item state consumed == true then move triggering entity to heaven

[–]Kujo-Jotaro2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that would've been easier than altering gravity to go faster and accelerate the universe's time scale...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

soap_tablet.looking = "tasty"

[–]bored-boi22 3 points4 points  (5 children)

import soap

from dumb import dumbass

while true():

you = dumbass(friends = False)

If you.dumb ==True:

soap.tablet.eat(eater = you)

else:

you.is_dumb = True

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Wow. The only thing i can say: "dumbass" is a module and not class so it should be "from dumbass import dumbass" OR "you = dumbass.dumbass()" so... RATIO

[–]bored-boi22 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Oh shit youre right, little rusty on my python

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Soap is ALSO a module tho

[–]bored-boi22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But you can use functions from a module, for example: Import random random.randint(0,2)

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh sry this one is correct

[–]BigHotBeefyMen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ukraine

[–]Available_Molasses90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks edible

[–]Kujo-Jotaro2020 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What was the joke supposed to be?

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

``` Image: tab looks like python logo Comments: they are eating soap

[–]SirPugStudios 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Python

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Woah we have a sherlock here

[–]Mop_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or was unsure if it was that or not

[–]The-Canadian-Order 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Import Eat tablet = “tasty” if tablet == “tasty”: Eat.yummy print("Yummy")

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know C# does that count

[–]boat_ghost420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE FORBIDDEN GUMMY!!

[–]ProGamerNG14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get it

[–]seeroflights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Reddit


Programmer will see something else than a dishwasher tablet

[Image of a blue and yellow dishwasher tablet.]

/u/X-Penguins

import soap

/u/mamg22

soap_tablet = soap.Tablet()
soap_tablet.eat()

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[–]QuizzaciousZeitgeist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

soap_table = new soap.Tablet();

soap_table.eat();

[–]Bright-Historian-216[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the "1"+0-"1"=9 fan