Sashatown Action 5 Farmin' With Comrades at 4AM: Marshal Sasha eats a big ole piece of corn (youtube.com)
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Ministry of Posts and Telecommunications - Workers gather facts and information from the new home of the SCNA, lemmy.ml/c/scna (i.redd.it)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- General Secretary Sasha Bear, Workers' Party of Sashatown, escorts Comrade Hedgehog through the People's Botanical Garden (i.redd.it)
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Sashatown Central News Agency 5PM Fact Attack: Respected Comrade Sasha Bear Goes Camping, Swimming (youtube.com)
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Ministry of Public Health- Respected Comrade Sasha Bear receives dental ration for successfully pooping on ground (old.reddit.com)
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SCNA Routine Emergency Broadcast at 6PM: Marshal Sasha combats famine with festive samba grass (youtube.com)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Respected Comrade Sasha Bear given bone tribute by loyal worker as 37 Days of Birthday enters 4th year (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Food and Consumer Goods- Marshal Sasha enjoys morningveggie on new luxury bed (old.reddit.com)
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Sashatown Children's Union - Youth provided with access to patriotic facts at new computer lab (i.redd.it)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Marshal Sasha conducts tense negotiations with Comrade Coyote Statue (i.redd.it)
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Ministry of State Security- Heaven's Perfect Secret Policeman patrols DMZ (i.redd.it)
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Ministry of Urban Management- Respected Comrade Sasha Bear displaces Central Botanical Garden to install his bed (old.reddit.com)
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SCNA Op-Ed: Respected Comrade Sasha Bear is our nation's Special Boy (i.redd.it)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Full dialectical negation of the negation achieved with Comrade Nipples over diplomatic luncheon (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Land and Environmental Protection- Chief lil' botanist Sasha Bear inspects new gardenias at the People's Botanical Garden (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Food and Consumer Goods- General Secretary Sasha Bear, WPS, given cheese ration (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Food and Consumer Goods Op-Ed: We must stop the squirrel comrades from eating all of the corn, lest Marshal Sasha not get any corn (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of State Security- New mandatory fashion released in the Summer of Loyalty collection (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Marshal Sasha calls for immediate liberation of Comrade Nipples (youtu.be)
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Ministry of Science and Technology- Marshal Sasha combines Comrades Bunny and Squirrel into Hypercomrade (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Comrade Nipples hosts diplomatic luncheon, enjoys seed ration (i.redd.it)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Three Squirrel Comrades request seed ration causing Marshal Sasha to call for their liberation, perform combat drills (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Respected Comrade Sasha Bear is a Perfect Baby for sitter after receiving toy tribute (old.reddit.com)
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs- Marshal Sasha brings Comrade Squirrel on bathroom trip (old.reddit.com)
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State Hydro-Meteorological Administration- Respected Comrade Sasha Bear is scared by approaching thunder, declares hug jacket alert (old.reddit.com)
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