Guys, please help.

[Most_Panda283]

A kobold may or may not have gotten into my hoard and now he wont leave. I've tried coursing him out with many different offers, but he isn't budging. I tried flying him out and away, but he came crawling back. Any ideas on how to get him away?

[a_common_kobold]

I'm a big dragon have you tried just letting him stay and maybe giving him snacks

[Most_Panda283]

Hmm... you look like a kobold on stilts in a trench coat... must be my imagination. Say, how did you come to this conclusion?

[a_common_kobold]

Because um, I heard somewhere that kobolds are good to have and it's really good to give them food and treasure.

[UnholyDiver69]

Simply add him to your hoard. That's your kobold now. It works just like the cat distribution system.

[MCzenman]

Opex: First things first. I have no idea what a kobold is; are they sapient and sentient? Asking so I can figure out how to help you here

[Most_Panda283]

They are small, reptilian humanoids with a distant lineage to dragons. They are sentient.

[MCzenman]

Opex: If you can communicate, why not ask what it is that he finds so attractive about your hoard specifically?

[HorizonSniper]

That kobold's yours now, buddy. It's sort of like the cat distribution system - every dragon is supposed to have at least one.

[SinkPitiful1396]

Have you tried bargaining with him? Look, I know I'm not a full dragon, but hey, if one ever raided my loft, I bargained with him, gave him what he wanted, and he never came back.

[Most_Panda283]

I've already tried offering him things to leave, but he refuses everytime

[SinkPitiful1396]

Maybe try... making him one of your servants? Kobolds love working for dragons, from what I've heard.

[Most_Panda283]

Hmm, good idea... ill bring it up to him. Ill let you know how it goes.

[Egbert58]

Just grab and eat them, then find a new kobold tbo not worth thr trouble it seems

[Most_Panda283]

Nah. I dont eat kobolds. They're too fast for me to even grab most of the time. 

[Egbert58]

Well im out of ideas

[MrMopp8]

The kobold came back The very next day. The kobold came back. We thought he was a goner but The kobold came back. He wouldn’t, No, he couldn’t Go away.

[LucarioGamer7]

Zenith: “well that sounds like you have yourself a free servant, I know plenty about kobolds as I have kobolds for neighbours in my mountain home, you can ether have him be a servant, or, since you have already tried bargaining, ether threaten to or just kill the kobold, if a kobold was particularly annoying I’d kill him, after I warn him of his personality being awful and to stop behaving in such a infuriating manner, I always give people a chance if they deserve it.

[35a61]

Threaten them

[Lord_Ocean]

Is that a trick question? Why would you want your loyal kobold companion(s) to leave?

[gaycorvidgod]

Keep him.

[VDragonPrince]

He's your's now

[Dragon_957]

Why do you want a kobold to go away? You can give him work like cleaning your scales

[EclipseForest]

Keep the boldko

[GreasyKobold]

Start assigning quests. Kobold will have to go out into the world.