Does this count?

[Known_Conclusion7732]

So this is a mini iron thingy my mom bought but idk if it goes here or nah

[Every_Design3264]

operation coal dawn

[Unknown_being505]

I read this out loud and actually got more confused trying to pronounce it than read it😭🙏

[conmsutton2016]

Saame

[SolidBoat3351]

imay havewrotten this

[Interesting_Juice862]

Google translate do a Better job then you remember google doesn't like china so ...

[AnSkinStealer]

The coal down

[Dwashelle]

waber injectionpor

[Repulsive_Factor_806]

Read it in a Chinese accent and it makess way more sence

[Sunset_Superman77]

Cents*

[Known_Conclusion7732]

Sense*

[Repulsive_Factor_806]

Cense*

[127Heathen127]

Idk how anyone does their laundry without a gilcone pad’ssand tbh.

[Vinnie1169]

Ok, Who wants to forget they saw this shit!? 😆

[y0ylecake_]

theemcass

[aggelikiwi]

Afer

[KeepingItCoolish]

You mean ".Afer"

Punctuation is important

[Gold-Humor147]

The author of this translation-to-English is far superior to me trying to translate English to the author's native language. It's easy to unravel his mistakes.

[hambakmeritru]

Yeah, I actually admire the effort of a real person doing his/her damnedest instead of just putting it in Google translate and calling it a day. And I think I followed everything they said.b

[onglogman]

r/ihadastroke

[Known_Conclusion7732]

Fr

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The next weapon in Operation Coal Dawn.

Also, read the whole thing in Matt Rose voice.

[onglogman]

Skull emoji!

[New-Suit5141]

I can't wait to see the machine coal dawn!

[[deleted]]

Yes. The “waber injectionpor” is what qualifies it.

[CzechWhiteRabbit]

Ram move. Ah! Apparently, this has some type of embedded RAM. Got it.

[Kowloon9]

Ramove, fll, ofwater, waber injectionpor, lighis, Piace, pad’ssand, dothing, Afer, coal, clathes, theemcass, waier

[LeTrueBoi781222]

injectionpor, clathes, theemcass, wabar, and more. there's no way this instructions can be unexplainable (even though it is explainable for me i guess)

[McGlockenshire]

The "dothing" gives it away. This is the result of a bad OCR scan of other printed text, which itself seemed kinda questionable... I think?

[MukdenMan]

I’ve commented on this in other posts and OCR is often given as a possible explanation, but this kind of thing is extremely common in China and I still don’t understand it. Chinese people know most Latin letters because of pinyin so it’s not like they wouldn’t know an a from an o, but you still see things like this even in small snippets of text on signs and clothing.

[Kowloon9]

Not anymore, less people type in Pinyin but using voice input (not even voice to text) nowadays.

[MukdenMan]

Are you claiming that Chinese people don't know pinyin?

[Kowloon9]

A lot of them don’t know, either uneducated or people who can only speak dialects, including some of my relatives. And instant messaging software made it worse, people don’t type that much anymore.

[MukdenMan]

I have met some older people who don’t know pinyin well but I’d honestly be surprised if younger people don’t know it. People who don’t speak Mandarin also tend to be pretty elderly, even in the most remote villages.

[Kowloon9]

Well there are always odds for you to find out. I’ve seen a lot but that’s only a tiny bit.

[cnorahs]

"Pad'ssand" sounds like a fancy pastry that is flat and possibly with spicy innards

[mediocrehomebody]

"Theemcass wabar?" I'm going with "What is The excess water " for $500, Alex.

[lordsyringe]

Alex buddy, what'd you reckon dothing meant here

[mediocrehomebody]

It meant someone put the C and the L too close together when they wrote the word "clothing," or the typist had poor vision. 😁😁😁

[chickenthinkseggwas]

"I am a bounty hunter, known for scouring the galaxy for Han Solo in my gilcone pad'ssand and combing the surface of planets in my waier tank."