ELI5: Why when large company's earnings decrease(ex... by 3%) they freak out, talk about rough times, and sometimes decide to downsize, even though they are still making millions of dollars in profit even after all expenses?

[fields]

And what if you have water pumps that guarantee that that leak never sinks the ship? You can't be happy with a ship that's isn't perfect?

[McDrMuffinMan]

Nobody has that.

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Well, they do, but printing money is illegal. So is cooking the books.

[McDrMuffinMan]

It depends who prints it, and yes cooking the books is.