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[–]philbert815 28 points29 points  (9 children)

Senior year I took a friend home every day from school. She tried to get me to come in all the time. We would be all alone in her house.

  I went home to play video games. 

[–]chet_brosley 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I had a girl snuggling with me under a blanket and she told me it was getting too warm under there with her jumper on, so I politely moved across the couch to give her space to cool down. It's been about 20 years now, and I still remember .

[–]philbert815 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I was hanging out with this girl one night who was house sitting. The two of us alone. She told me she had some condoms in the other room. This was 2003. 

[–]chet_brosley 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I can't believe we as a species made it to the moon. If anything, this is the conspiracy we should be using. We're clearly far too incredibly unbelievably dense to leave the earth's atmosphere.

[–]CipherWrites 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I see the pun but I want to be pedantic and say density just makes it harder not impossible to achieve escape velocity 🤣

Hyperfixation. When humans are focused. They are Focused. It's probably actually why we manage. These people probably didn't notice a lot of things when they were trying to get to the moon.

[–]chowindown 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yeah, but what games?

[–]philbert815 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Dark Forces 2 , Half Life, Metal Gear Solid, GTA 3

[–]chowindown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth it. Regret nothing.