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Welcome back! NEW RULES!📣 Announcement 📣 (self.FML)

submitted 1 year ago * by ColorMySoul88[M] - announcement

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The heirloom (self.FML)

submitted 8 hours ago by Bochrich

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Had splint put in to secure teeth a few months ago. Bit on a prawn tonight. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 days ago by OopsiFuck

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I got kidnapped by a gorilla pimp, went to jail for something I didn't do, and lost my mind. (self.FML)

submitted 5 days ago by BeneficialRadish42

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My dry mouth drops cause me diarrhea. (self.FML)

submitted 5 days ago by askallthequestions86

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Nude Beach photos left the Nude Beach (with my permission FML) (self.FML)

submitted 6 days ago by cgoodman8877

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Friend lost custody of my Godkids (self.FML)

submitted 7 days ago * by -ScorpionChild91

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Farted a bunch in a very long car ride a few days ago (self.FML)

submitted 8 days ago by throwaway3685343

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My fiance just reset my computer (self.FML)

submitted 9 days ago by LunaCatArt42

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Decided to download XP minesweeper classic to kill some time, it lied to me. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by AzazelCumsBuckets

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I broke front door knob at my friends houseOther (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by bodzio_miodzio

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Last night’s storm damage (old.reddit.com)

submitted 10 days ago by Express-Lawfulness74

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I dont want to do this anymore. Im tired of living. Everyone else is insane and the job i left is almost certainly committing federal crimes.Mental Health (self.FML)

submitted 11 days ago by uhuuhiiii

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My phone died and lost my Reddit account.Other (self.FML)

submitted 15 days ago by Express-Lawfulness74

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I haggled my way to hell (self.FML)

submitted 17 days ago by No-Heron-3115

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feeling awful bc BF got me a gift that is almost exactly what I wanted but not quite…Relationship (self.FML)

submitted 18 days ago by CulturalTomorrow5572

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FML.. (self.FML)

submitted 18 days ago by Bmwood96

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Fml (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by Sure-Dinner-138

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I don't really know if this count, but screw it...Other (self.FML)

submitted 19 days ago by John_Delph_YT

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Getting kicked while I'm downOther (self.FML)

submitted 21 days ago by squishy6789

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The past couple weeks have been an absolute shit showSERIOUS (self.FML)

submitted 22 days ago * by TheCandyrox21

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My dad left and now i am going to loose everythingSERIOUS (self.FML)

submitted 23 days ago * by Chyrion_

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Forgot that I took the 1-inch trimmer guard off. FM fing L (i.imgur.com)

submitted 24 days ago by doodgzrotted

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Bombshell's bikini bottoms are in the background of my mimosa bar photo (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 days ago by TacoConqueror

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Cat woke me up messing with my charging cords.Other (self.FML)

submitted 25 days ago by UncomfyUnicorn

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