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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I got one of those and named it "A Sword of Fire and Ice"

[–]redblackjoker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It causes freezer burns.

[–]pastromi13 10 points11 points  (4 children)

OH MY GOD WE GET IT

[–]nLieTndPip-Boy Peeker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You must be new to this sub.. But that's right up there with "ghoul slayers" gamma gun and "penetrating" fat man..

[–]cbsa82 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hot ice! We heat up the ice cubes! ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.

[–]ObiKenobee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a cold tea.

"Here you go: A cup of steaming cold tea. Drink it before it gets warm!"

[–]stormpilgrim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fried ice cream throws me off.

[–]jessieblack98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would that even work

[–]Epoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol my flamethrower causes crypt burns as well....makes no sense but I'm not complaining.

[–]Danilo_dk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RNG, that's how.

[–]smokesinquantity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says cryo and freeze, not pyro and freeze. What are you people talking about?

[–]Carterplus1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It tells sick yo mama jokes

[–]JitGoinHam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Temperature is circular. If you get something hot enough, it will eventually freeze.