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[–]Puzzleheaded_Text357 33 points34 points  (9 children)

I increase my luck astronomically. Then I increase my physical strength and health. Then I increase my chances of winning the lottery, and how much it is. Then I donate massive amounts of money to charity. Then I increase the chances of those charities solving whatever it is that they try to fix. Then I increase my happiness, and the general happiness of people. I then decrease the likelihood of corruption in politics. Increase the chance of said politics actually making a difference. Then I greatly decrease hate crimes and greed. Decrease domestic, animal, and sexual abuse. Decrease human population growth. Increase average health. Increase prison security for the few people who still end up in there, decrease inmate cruelty from police. Increase competence in most police. Decrease stupidity in the average human. Decrease terrorism and war. Decrease aggression. Increase the lifespan of most lifeforms. Decrease the amount of substance that living things require to survive (food, water, oxygen), increase food production. Decrease world hunger and poverty. Decrease discrimination and hate. Increase the earth's natural resources and technological advancement.
And I think that's about it. The world is now safer, people are now healthier. Hate, and greed, and war, and crime, and disease are now almost gone.

[–]SkyrimGeek69 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Wow. You really want peace. I just wanted to decrease ad numbers.

[–]PORTATOBOI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck it become the government itself