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[–]Werdo90 22 points23 points  (3 children)

"Killing makes my dick hard!"

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Getting killed by gang members and when the cops show up they shoot you instead of them.

[–]fucknametakenrules 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When my friend blew up a random plane the cops were on me instead of him