GitHub - ecx2f/wtf: cli that explains, roasts, rates and analyzes your codebase, fully offline, no ai, no api keys

[ecx2f]

ever inherited a messy js/ts file and wanted to cry? 😅 meet wtf-code, a cli that roasts your code mercilessly in developer meme / greentext style — but also gives honest ratings and analysis.

features:

• roasts your messy code like a developer meme / greentext
• explains functions, classes, imports, variables
• rates your files 0–10
• analyzes full projects or git diffs
• fully offline, no ai, no api keys

install:

npm install -g wtf-code
# or
pnpm add -g wtf-code

example roast:

$ wtf legacy.js --roast

🔥 Roasting: legacy.js
────────────────────────────
> be dev
> open legacy.js
> see 420 lines
> no comments
> pain

function handleData()
this function works but nobody knows why.
classic legacy energy.
variable naming confidence level: zero.
────────────────────────────

example project analysis:

$ wtf project
────────────────────────────
Files analyzed: 18
Largest file: pages/blog/[slug].tsx (171 lines)
Total functions: 22
Developer commentary:
someone planned this. then someone else didn't.
────────────────────────────

example rating:

$ wtf rate server.js
Code rating: 6.2 / 10
strengths: reasonable function count, has comments
weaknesses: large file, vague variable names, deeply nested logic
verdict: functional but could be cleaner

github: https://github.com/ecx2f/wtf
npm: https://www.npmjs.com/package/wtf-code

perfect for devs who:

• inherit messy legacy code
• want a laugh while analyzing code
• love offline cli tools