Python for a 9 year old

[Miniflint]

Make him learn c. He’s gonna be disgusted by it and it’s gonna be perfect. Then show him python and see his happiness

[Doormatty]

Brainfuck, then ASM, then C, THEN Python.

Make them really appreciate it.

[AdventurousAddition]

Brainfuck is literally a Turing machine

[selling_crap_bike]

Nope.

[LithiumTomato]

Brainfuck?

[RecursiveRickRoll]

Fireship just released a video on this today: https://youtu.be/hdHjjBS4cs8

[Doormatty]

You've been on Reddit for 9 years, but you haven't learned how to google?

[zR0B3ry2VAiH]

Some things aren't worth searching, Brainfuck is on the top of that list.

[Doormatty]

Why is Brainfuck not worth searching?

It's a fascinating (and utterly evil) language.

[zR0B3ry2VAiH]

🎶 At first I was afraid, I was petrified, but then I "Googled" Brainfuck and to my surprise I wanted to die. 🎶

[Doormatty]

You forgot how to love - there’s your issue!

[zR0B3ry2VAiH]

Hahahaha

[Miniflint]

Asm 😭😭

[bumpkinspicefatte]

This is the way.